Mugshot Week 11

[G-Rated]

This will end Sunday...Winner of this as well as last weeks will be posted...

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Rules

• You MUST diss this picture & this picture only
• Unlimited lines
• Minimum of 10 lines
• /\ Anything less will be discredited
• After original drop, you may continue to edit your verse until Saturday
• Winner is decided by mods
• Winner can decide whether they want a loss removed or a win added
• Non-league participants may also diss the picture
• And REMEMBER, this is supposed to be fun
• 3 Mugshots wins is an automatic title shot

[Varcity]

this is a quick,will add more...



a hot torch,let it burn im the king of this spot dork--
why DJ? when u seem to 'produce' the looks of 'Scott Storch'--

no! let me rephrase my 'jazz' im past 'stockton',
your more of a mature version of Andy Milonakis--

stop this! burn and dont clutter my letters,
that jacket looks like attached rubber with some feathers--

this fool's wack,im a shark you guppy,watch the pool attack--
the 'Stella' sequal cuz it seems like Casper Got His Groove Back--

pale lunch meat face it's queery to see no girls relating witcha--
he put on his brother's clothes just to take the picture--

clothes temporary,sum1 get a mask cuz this kid is scary--
dis look like a pic that they place on an obituary--

Sprite ad,obey your thirst.......
i can tell he photoshopped dis pic,bad thing is...it only made him worse--






will add more...

[G-Rated]

Attached rubber with feathers

[scoobykanye]

i just wanna spit sumthin:

yo who dis cat think he kiddin
"leather jacket" wearin azz like da "fonz"
knowin dat fur is either from a pigeon or maybe his momz
is he sposed to b hard posin in dat picture
da leather coat in da background iz for da summer
da one he wearin for da winter
tight suit azz lookin like "batman", face "white" like "blight"
wake up next 2 dis fool id think im "dead"
talkin bout i see da "light"
Dont go to da "battlefield" cuz u a walking "heat" seeker
matter fact datz "beaver" like "theodore cleaver"
this cat gettin his shine on
i bet he got on leather pants
he the type of dj who b in da club doin da hammer dance
and i dont mean to drop the hammer on you
but that style got played out back in 1980-somethin, so have u
and he probly finna go party like a rockstar
straight up
wait hold up
let me stop
cuz he might call up "birdman" and get me shot

Done

[nostalgia]

"sittin side wayz, this boys in'a daze"
he tried to focus on the camera but was havin hunger pains!
fat boy's shoes ona mad lean, thats y the picture sits like that
he wasnt lookin into the camera, true story is there a burger in the back
and a burger on his back, mrs. piggy's man
only dude wit stretch marks on his STRETCH PANTS
pleather jacket, he rockin it tuff
steven segal syndrome, all black but u fat still dont look buff
i see the chocolate chip above ya brow, steady bluffin
mad cuz u look like the kool-aid man ugly evil cousin
dont kno if u tryna be thug, or mad cuz mom and dad got u rockin catskin
but at least u can rest assured u got the last jacket niggas would get jacked in



im sorry... i cant diss this cat, niggas is ganna damage him for life yall we should stop and pay homage to the 07 marshmellow man and let him be.

[Area51]

G's messin with my head.. I hope he choaks ight..
cuz I clicked the mugshot thread..
..but instead found a joke site
cuz this kid heres gotta be kiddin.. 'n call me a hater..
but the contrast between his skin 'n jacket'd astound any photo major
'n he's confusin me.. I guess some things I no longer know
cuz before this I could've sworn penguins only lived in the south pole
I think he needs a diet.. from food he needs a vacation
dudes got enough baby phat to open his own store location
and he aint hit puberty.. so I'm smashin this waste
rockin all that fur on his hood to make up for the lack on his face
'n his careers goin nowhere fast.. don't care what he say
cuz that jacket he's rockin shines more than he does as a DJ
'n I doubt the girls are feelin ya.. you aint tappin ass
cuz the first thing anyone thinks when they see you is..
..free shot at the champ match

[†SaW†]

lol i never did 1 of these before......but umm ima humor myself..

..Listen dude with those nostrils, u could vaccum my floor,
dressed in all-black, nicca practicin Gothic wintertime its Gore...
..For, ya eyes look cunnning hiding secerts of gay molesation,
Cuz dude is dressed for da "Ball", testicules is his next relation..
..Or with hesitation, youse a fat fuck hiding in a raincoat,
lookin all sad for pity, until i say o well ima shine and gloat..
..I quote, from da front door..a list of gothic demands,
we can't see ya arms? masterbatin wit ya left hand..
..So ya Resindent is Evil, with whips he's Hostile with his,
Kid dressed in a Black Trench-Coat, pshh a bootleg "Nemesis"..
..Wiz? nah an oversized marshmellow, meltin near da campfire,
workin at fast food joints, cuz his stomach always get-hired..
..Now who tired? you fat fuck sweatin heavy threw ya glands,
he tried to excersise, and flipped over like whale in a hand-stand..
..I land, beliefs youse a DJ ? pshh spinning pancakes on a pan or two,
or like sneezin a hunger-strike, he could never last At-Chu/Chew..
..I flew, ya feathers from ya coat, n gave it back to da Birdman,
or like him tryin to gain a six-pack, Ha. now that's "Ab"surd man..
..Tan? ya complextion is either mexican or eatin a dozen burritos,
imgaine him belly dancing with a tutu, or exotic with sum speedos, lol
..lol let me see those, he hiding Hostess and Little Debbie on da ducky,
cuz his sexual is advertisement, damn "Who would wanna Fuck me?"..
..Go ahead pluck me, his sexlife is french with the "Wee/Oui",
dude eyebrows so "Arched", it makes Larry Bird small at the "Key"..
..Oh see, his fat rolls-over like cingurlar minutes i'm starting,
cuz like shopping gay at South Park, dis dude always Cart-Men..
Therefore you postin this pic, ya whole life should be a No-show,
this is RgF not da other climate, you fuckin Gothic Eskimo..eazy




lol i got bored meh i'm done cutting on Heavy D....the rest remains pointless as his sexlife got to offer lol.....Chea

[Tyme Lyne]

bout time Fester's nephew from the addams family grew up ,
rockin' that fur hoodie wrapped up in a black hefty bag ...naww Bruh!

Damn u kinda on the healthy side like when "Bunchy" took his pic,
sayin ya look slimmer . blamin' it on tha camera done tipped , HAHA

Sideways , ya story came through , dawg you in a "ILL" DAZE,
lookin' like that mutha fucka "Illustration" who still in his Bytch Stage,

Chunky light , like that chicken of the sea , naw fuck it that bubble bee,
i bet you eat out house and home , damn man u gotta be ,

and you a worsesome ass like "Harry Potter's" Cousin which failed ,
to not be greedy , then ended up growin' a pig's tail .