godpimp VS. scoobykanye

[scoobykanye]

Im just waiting for u

[godpimp]

so we just hit it like that? whats the criteria that makes a win? does anybody judge?

[scoobykanye]

my fault im tweakin
first to 4 votes is winner
no biting/recycling bs
anything else u want 2 add b4 we get it poppin
if not den spit dat shit

[godpimp]

scooby dooby doooo!
kanye?
you just west
straight left
stage left naw right
who gives a fuck
where you at? lookin for mr right,
right?
hahaha
where are you?
i dropped a pm, your status was on
where you at? come battle the best
quit jerkin off to kanye west while wearin that dress
you on? on? mic check? oh you on!
on that brokeback shit! shit!
man i'll break your back with one hit
man, just kiddin i dont condone violence
i just fuckin hate rap battles with *silence..*
where's your comeback line
quit ridin, ridin the grapevine
this a rap battle, come on, come on, drop a line
aint gotta wait till news of the sky drops
like jonah only god can deliver you (here, here come suck on kanyes lollipop)
from the mouth of a sperm whale they found you
jackin to
kanye west on your ipod video (eeewwwwww!)
kanye west track on gay tube (http://sohh.com/articles/article.php/7688)
you asked me "yo GP! wheres tha lube?"
stop your mouth sync to kanye's track!
man im serious stop sync to his buttcrack that shit is wack!
i said go fuck scooby, you a looney dude
so looney like a tune
so your momma renamed you
scooby kanye dick whiffer sniffer
that shit aint funny just look at scooby, homie
he looks like melyssa

[godpimp]

aight im down
unlimited lines
min. 10
2 rounds
You first
I'll set it up in da cage

aaight just refresh

oh yeah i thought you said 10mins to reply.
a new rule if you agree
reply must be within half an hour of previous post

[godpimp]

come on dawg. spit

come get at me dawg, i wanna play football soon

[godpimp]

look man, i waited long enough. i'll get back at this tomorrow. i got a pick up football game soone enough.

[scoobykanye]

wtf?

yo who dis nigga think he is i culd eat him up peice by peice
his verses aint got no structure like j-kwon teeth
who dis fag think he iz talkin bout he gon break my back
i b wit a buncha niggaz wit gunz like troops in iraq
but let me tell u y u wack az hell
1. ya momz aint want u in da 1st place
but da clinic wuldnt give her any more free birth control ace
2.u wordz dont even rhyme half the time
half the time ya verses is like half a line
3.u homo for sayin a nigga asked u for lube
and even more so for being on gaytube
4.yep itz almost da end of the artist formerly known as gp
cuz wen he step into his ride itll be like vince mcmann of da wwe
But let me leave dis lame duck to bathe in his filthe
cuz his momz 4got to tell em she got herpes and aids
and he used to b suckin on her titz

[godpimp]

melyssa... melyssa.. why you mad?
oh wait im sorry, you aint melyssa ford, my bad, my bad
I forgot why the niggas called you MELISSA,
coz you look like sabrina aka melissa
joan, heart!
naw you aint joan of arc
so quit tryin to start a revolution
we aint gon wear leotards
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/...Melissa%20Joan
wait, stop, rewind a minute,
look at that link, go head, click it
thats what happens when yo momma calls you scooby doo
so who momma "dont-want-you?"
(shoo shooo, doggy go eat poo)
man she a dyke, liike you, ms. scooby doo
you adorin dick van dyke,
thinkin bout swimmin in his poopoo (doggy mind tsk tsk)
{english accent} : noooo noooo!
man this nigga thinks he showboat,
but he got the herpes, aids, melissa, aka scoobeee
you were on big gay al's loveboat!
{scooby-doo voice}: whooo? mee?
and now the news done spread!
spread your legs elsewhere, g'head, g'head
now please don't come stalkin after me for lube
or your head cut off on a plate
dont hate, dont hate
you the one that watch gayporn,
stalkin me like I got popcorn
lyrically based on that fact
your shit is "HELLA WACK"
unlike you, mr no dick who like up his ass friction
I need lube (don't help it my babes hot like the bitch from pulp fiction)
coz my penis long, 10inches long
and 2inches wide, (uma thurman > likeess)
what the matter? stop ooglin my dick aaaaight!
how many times must I break your back
till yo spinal column disconnects
oh wanna use that as counter-attack, lyrical matter
look at your pants scooobeee, man you got a weak dog bladder
even a scooby snack can't help you, oh bother!
so wack, check your trajectory
you aint no goddamn emcee
"i got guns from iraq"
wait, I got a nuke for ya, its on collect
hahah now what,
you wanna shoot me?
check your gun,
they aimed straight at your pee-pee
stupid half bred aids ridden flea bitten
the faggot dog spun
ran head between his tails this homo nigga's done
while screamin: "dick van dyke, come save me!"
slap slap!
stop it bastard doggy, you got NO doggone diggity- DIGNITY
stoopin so low with your rhymes,
you done LYRICALLY
attackin moms, man thats the lamest of-all-time
even a 4th grader could come up with that rhyme
vince mcmahon, what? you watch men in skimpy dresz?
cantering around, like kanye and lloyd banks gay sexxxxx
wwe is fake
and so are you
now admit who was
the one to be first stated as "watchin gay tube"
YOU!
"I know you are but what am I" type of shit
pre-skool pre-adolescense crack dammit motherfucker
the unholy union of --shaggy and osama's dog straight fuckin your motha
gave birth to you, a log
a dog eat dick sucka
kanyescoobyyyy dooooo???
yo daddy shaggyy is here to shaggg youuuuuu!

motherfucker!

now what'd i tell you about playin with them mics
naw quit it, stop stalkin van dyke, aaaight
lines so weak he gotta attack moms on the mic
physically and lyrically this "man" aint aaight (dick cut off)
mentally too, sorry scooby-doo,
your poo-poo dogbrain so lame
took dick' doggy's head gave head
till dick van dykes sperm bled
outta your ear, now
y'all dont blame scooby kanye, ya hear?
it aint his fault he got sperm outta his ear
oh wait it is, didn't recognize the fact
he can't recognize rhyme like a busta rhyme act (too quick for scooby kanye)
jealous ass homo punk' dick ridin as a tyke
he got fucked by a nigga with herpes
(no condoms, not even an ultralight!)
but still he cant conceive so he jealous of moms
despite his spite, the mr we know as homo is done!

[tp2007]

I battle both of yall... no props