7. Varcity (5-3) vs. 8. Sureloc Holmes (6-4)

[G-Rated]

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[Varcity]

yeaa,10 lines,wit?

[Robert Are]

Dropping today.


CBL Champ Match: 1. Illustration (9-2) vs. 2 Area (3-1)
CBL Contendership: 3. Torment (4-5) vs. 4. Nostalgia (4-4)

[Varcity]

so much for that lie ^^....

im dropping later on today

[Robert Are]

Originally Posted by Varcity's Prediction

7. Varcity (5-3) vs. 8. Sureloc Holmes (6-4)
i'll prolly be slackin this cuz my energy level about battling in da CBL changed..dont try and quote this tholol...but umm,i'll jus drop in other words...far as sure,if he do when...a big IF! it'll be his first time so,a big who-ha-tuesday for Sure but if i get on my shit he's done like all our previous battles

L-O-L

"Don't try and quote this"---We won't Var, we won't.


your a poor bitch, so recognize that i'm known to wreck lames
RIP Stack Bundles?...that happened since your first welfare check came
and i ain't a gangster or nothin', but i sure do got that rhyme clout
cuz when i put a Bulletin you...myspace whores are bound to sign out
faggot ass hoe, you ain't better, and ain't even escapin' the Holmes
and only time 'City Slicker...is when his boy got him oiled up waitin' to bone
yes, your a homo and a terrible writer, i ain't knowin' which worse...
you heard it was raining men...
...and opened your mouth hopin' they'd land dick first
c'mon dude, you think your ill, and your hardly rappin'
i mean, if skills spoke for themselves...yours'd be Charlie Chaplin
after reading your shit, heavy machinery i wouldn't manuever
cuz your shit's a Wile Bore that even Hercules couldn't skewer...


And it's like that.

[Varcity]

lol nice one...u went hard on dis one,i dont even wanna do it but i'll take it there witcha,im a drop now..u actually quoted that 2 ey

[Varcity]

fuck it im a quickie dis one.....to bizzy to get quotes...

Lets Go...

flames like skeletor...when it comes to these scarred hands i 'medic-cures'--
far as guns, Sur you can 'punchlines' but you never "Met-A-Four"--(Metaphor)
walk on bars like coyote ugly,hotter than hell's peak--
this failed geek could'nt propose 'NightMares On Elm Street'--
pushed out his position in da C.B.L departed and lashed,
seen G-rated doing his thing then he wanted part in the mag--
you a poser it's embedded in you....
you a mod but members that previously bit stil gets more respect than you--
his crew consist of gangsters? you still young,practically a baby--
but his "dogs" aint real and their sexuality's explained in his AVY!--
hoping my previous comment will help him but they're dull jokes--
his failed attempt at a Geico move disabled him from 'pulling quotes'--

-lol u and ur joke book punchlines nikka,im gone to the poconoessssss

[Timberlake]

Originally Posted by Sureloc Holmes

L-O-L

"Don't try and quote this"---We won't Var, we won't.


your a poor bitch, so recognize that i'm known to wreck lames
RIP Stack Bundles?...that happened since your first welfare check came
wasnt feelin the word play
and i ain't a gangster or nothin', but i sure do got that rhyme clout
cuz when i put a Bulletin you...myspace whores are bound to sign out
i didnt really see what you were doing here. I mean i know myspace bulletins, but seemed weak
faggot ass hoe, you ain't better, and ain't even escapin' the Holmes
and only time 'City Slicker...is when his boy got him oiled up waitin' to bone
good wordplay on his name
yes, your a homo and a terrible writer, i ain't knowin' which worse...
you heard it was raining men...
...and opened your mouth hopin' they'd land dick first
hahaha
c'mon dude, you think your ill, and your hardly rappin'
i mean, if skills spoke for themselves...yours'd be Charlie Chaplin
good one
after reading your shit, heavy machinery i wouldn't manuever
cuz your shit's a Wile Bore that even Hercules couldn't skewer...
so so line

Shirley Jones started off real weak, but got better as the rhyme went on

Originally Posted by Varcity

fuck it im a quickie dis one.....to bizzy to get quotes...

Lets Go...

flames like skeletor...when it comes to these scarred hands i 'medic-cures'--
far as guns, Sur you can 'punchlines' but you never "Met-A-Four"--(Metaphor)
not feelin
walk on bars like coyote ugly,hotter than hell's peak--
this failed geek could'nt propose 'NightMares On Elm Street'--
@ u watching coyote ugly.. but i wasnt really able to understand this line. Like u mean produce? cause propose i'm thinkin like marriage proposing
pushed out his position in da C.B.L departed and lashed,
seen G-rated doing his thing then he wanted part in the mag--
you a poser it's embedded in you....
you a mod but members that previously bit stil gets more respect than you--
flow got really messed up here, and u finished with a limp bizkit way of rhyming...
his crew consist of gangsters? you still young,practically a baby--
but his "dogs" aint real and their sexuality's explained in his AVY!--
a good line
hoping my previous comment will help him but they're dull jokes--
his failed attempt at a Geico move disabled him from 'pulling quotes'--
niceeee finisherrr, way stronger then shirley's

Var had 2 good bars, and the rest was just so-so.

I gotta give it to da bitch Shirley Holmes. Dat gay ass bitch had stronger punches, and a better flow.

[Varcity]

1-0,he's up

[Caleb_Pratt]

Well Here's The Break-Down In My Eyes....

First Some Notables from Sureloc----

your a poor bitch, so recognize that i'm known to wreck lames
RIP Stack Bundles?...that happened since your first welfare check came

I love the twist on no money, with R.I.P. bundlez!

yes, your a homo and a terrible writer, i ain't knowin' which worse...
you heard it was raining men...
...and opened your mouth hopin' they'd land dick first

Now This Was Straight FUNNY, No LIE!!

Well Besides the Punchlines the Rest Was pretty Much Fillers, But Damn The Punches We Good Punches!


Now Varcity.........

Notables ----

his crew consist of gangsters? you still young,practically a baby--
but his "dogs" aint real and their sexuality's explained in his AVY!--
hoping my previous comment will help him but they're dull jokes--
his failed attempt at a Geico move disabled him from 'pulling quotes'

-The Last Two Lines were funny, and decent punches, *LOL at The Geico Quote!!!

The problem was that on most of your lines they were going back and forth and it was hard to stay on concept, and it's like your rap kept getting mixed up. Just like Timberlake I couldn't understand u using "Propose", I got it like a marriage proposal as well.

All In All with The Better Successful Punches, and better concept,

Sureloc Gets My Vote.