I Call Shots vs Sureloc Holmes (Iowa vs Rapgodfathers Battle)

[Still Call Shots]

16 Bars
You have until tonight to drop
Anyone can vote as long as is unbiased
First MC to get 5 votes wins

[Robert Are]

Is this a banishment battle like I suggested? And I'll start writing now.

[Timberlake]

Loser has to rock what ever sig the winner choses for a week

[Still Call Shots]

Uh huh....yea this is how we dude out it in Iowa baby. I got a score to settle so imma hit this cock blower with a hot 16 to show all the players and pimps out there what it means to be a true MC and how to settle a score. From Ohio to NYC to Canada to Japan, play close attention and peep game:


*clears throat*


Ayo b, real talk this is the Iowa Bird Gang rhyme slayer
i'm a hip hopper, a street popper, i'll see you later
like an alligater, you underwater but you can't breathe
most of y'all RPG niggas, stay on my dick like herpes
it's all good tho, but yo -- sherlock holmes
word on my block is, your corny ass gives good dome
i'll harass you, like kevin mcallister did to those robbers on home alone
i'm grimy as fuck, and you look like joey fatone
but hold the phone lil homie, i aint through yet
i got a bottle of vex in my hand, and IOWA's written above the cap
the bird gang is deep in my veins, you can bet on that
i'll rob your favorite pirate ship, and c-walk on that
my favorite movies goodfellas, yours is probably aladdin
i'll stick my wang in princess jasmin, just to see you gaspin
i just murdered your crew, cause i'v got somethin to prove
high 5's across the state, ayo Iowa, this ones for you

[Robert Are]

Let's take a look at the dip shittedness that is; Still Call Shots.

Originally Posted by I Call Shots

Me and my homeboys was chillin in the spot listenin to Power of the Doller and we started talkin about that chump Nas and why so many nerds listen to him. I came to the conclusion that it was because he rhymes about spaceships and math and what not, and the europeans and geeks who skateboard and that type of shit can relate to that. But that nigga 50 he rhymin about things us ghetto dudes can relate to. He tells street tales from the perspective of an O.G over hot ass beats that you can play at the club. Aint nobody dancin to no Nas in the club, believe me homebod. Plus Illmatic wasnt even that good. GRODT shits on it all day, and thats my word. Real talk 50 is a top 5 MC and Nas would be lucky to make the top 20. Holla back.

Originally Posted by Still Call Shots

If Jeezy aint lyrical then why dont you explain how he wrote a verse like this one right here:


Wont stop till my whole team in thug mansion
And I sell like pac
Thats a thugs passion
And this the realest shit I ever wrote
And all eyes on me like a microscope
Young jeezy give em one more chance
They try to shine like you and get your whole advance
Like my main man pulla talk real slick
Look I'm OK but my watch sick
You don't gotta like a n***a
Just respect my mind
This is how I'm eating now
So respect my grind
The way I put them words together
Reminds me about how I put them byrds together

Originally Posted by Still Call Shots

We got our own slang out in Iowa kind've like how the South and NY have their own terms. If u aint got no mandingo's you don't have the chops. In other words, you talk a whole gang of shit, but u aint got the balls to back it up.

And i noticed all of y'all are quiet now that i challenged any of of y'all to a battle. I'm still waiting for somebody to step up and accept my challenge cause clearly none of the homies who posted in this thread has the grapefruits to back up all the nonsense they been talkin.

..isn't Iowa full of farms?


..yep, this cat is a straight PIMP!...with hell to target
.he'll strangle his chickens if they don't lay enough eggs to sell at market!
y'know i'm not a fan of that comic cuz i find it boredom
..but you MIGHT be a redneck...
if your name is "I Call Shots" n you act gangster on a hip-hop forum
it makes me cuz he thinks he has a handsome face
but he'll only "Call Shots" when he watches me shoot up his grandmas place
your chick is a WHORE...n i'm bombin' these features
...cuz shes been in love Triangles that baffle geometry teachers
..HE'S A FAGGOT...n there's NO way this dork's winnin'
cuz he's known to 'spoon' with guys...n stick his fork in 'em
go back to your farm BITCH, around here you ain't swimmin'
..girls don't a 'Tract or' like you...cuz you DRIVE ONE FOR A LIVING
and i never been to Iowa...judging by this bitch its wierd
but if everyone there is a self-centered retard...then i'll stick to here
he wants to be black soooo bad but stick to a switch condom
..well at least he'll sort of look the part...after i shit on him


Go hunt some quails you faggot.

[Still Call Shots]

Lol @ this weak generic shit. You got buried son, im suprised you even bothered posting that weak shit after u got a glimpse of my shit. I'll bet u wishin u never took me up on this battle now, huh? I merked you without having to resort to digging up quotes or finding corny pics on google.

Let that be a lesson to anyybody on this site who doubted that Iowa has the livest MC's in the game.

[Ballin Is A Habit]

Hahahaha Quails

[Robert Are]

Originally Posted by Still Call Shots

Lol @ this weak generic shit. You got buried son, im suprised you even bothered posting that weak shit after u got a glimpse of my shit. I'll bet u wishin u never took me up on this battle now, huh? I merked you without having to resort to digging up quotes or finding corny pics on google.

Let that be a lesson to anyybody on this site who doubted that Iowa has the livest MC's in the game.

Anyone with eyes can see that you just got embarrassed and I didn't even try. Your not worth trying.

[money matt]

sureloc wins. that shit actually had me laughin. farreal, unbiased.

he'll only "Call Shots" when he watches me shoot up his grandmas place

[Ballin Is A Habit]

are you serious still call shots you should quit while your ahead you suck HAAAAAAAAAARD like a vacumm cleaner quit your day job