**** Vs. Sureloc Holmes

[Robert Are]

House Rules, I assume you know them, I'll spit first

[Robert Are]

No Missy in my verses, but I bring in the Misdemeaner
Cleanin out yo whole existence, Im U.S., Your Hiroshima
Gleam in the face of a masked villain, Im trapped in insanity
Coyote drops to secret Plans, Men are Grantin Me
Now back to my opponent, theres not much to say
Im sure he wont say much either, except that Im gay
He'll come with the same tired shit, this I predict
Put a black sticker on my face, My Content is Explict
Not Rated G, but my rhymes deserve the highest availabe
**** is like a broke man, he only gets the basic cable
Unstable, **** dare to step in the ring with the Masta
Fasta than a speeding Bullet that traveled through a Rasta
I casta spell on this guy, Hey Man!! Who Knew??
That Sureloc is a Medicine Man, who brings the Sick Voodoo
Clip a peice of hair, then put on a doll that resembles
In this case, a Barbie with a Bullet Hole in one of her Temples
Say the Magic words, I'll tell you before I start Bombin Thee
Boom-Bye-A!!! Its magic, got ya'll confused on the subject like TRIGanometry


Line 6: His name is ThatRapperisGay, so thats what he has to say against me

Anything else you dont get, just ask

[ThatRapperIsGay]

Sureloc Homo, you lost your shot boo hoo
Like u had a chance, Jigga emcee could beat u two
Better then G-Rated, weback think twice
U roll blunts??? bitch u dont even roll dice
Taco bell bitch, thinx he wins every battle
King of the crib, rules with a baby rattle
Cries all the time, will he ever make friends
It's like his diapers, cause it all depends
Sureloc aint an educated bitch, he aint no schola
Makes money by giving out handjobs for a dolla
Real into jesus, you know he Holla 2 Allah
But he should get his ass back to guatemala
Since u a detective, y cant u find a job
Look at the italians, they formed the mob
At least join a union, stop stealing welfare
heres a job, cut my grass and my roof needs repair
a quarter an hour, and no tips
And maybe if ur lucky a bag of chips
Till ur done, no water will touch them lips
Or i will send ur whole family back on those ships
You should be in the olympics, they way u hop them fences
Betta then Aril, bitch your loosing your senses
Work on my landscape, build me a new back yard
And maybe if ur lucky, i can get u a green card
Homles, dont get mad at me cause you got no flow
I told Immagration services about you, Betta RUn PEDRO!!
Woah, although Pedro wanna be a ney-grow(negro)
Dont throw his ego like his mom, a dirty ho
I kno she likes it rough, but take it slow
Friend or foe, we all kno, she got that snow
And she only charges 50 cents for a blow
So give her wat u want, and then give her the dough
But it smells pretty bad, so dont go below
But use protecting, we dont want another Sureloc HOMO

[Robert Are]

fun and funny shit, yo, If I was lookin at this, I'D VOTE FOR YOU, Thats shit was clever, funny and a lil rascist, but still real good

GOOD LUCK ****

[ThatRapperIsGay]

lol thanx

[ThatRapperIsGay]

Vote you assholes.....

[tru_hip_hop]

well i was gonna vote for ****...until he called me an asshole lol seriously my vote goes to ****...flow didnt seem that consistant...but had some mad funny lines....lotta clever shit...lol lil racist but its all good....sureloc...yours was good too..but i just thought ****'s verse was crazy

[Robert Are]

not shittin on **** or nuthin, but I honestly didnt expect you to come with that, shit was tight though

[Tyme Lyne]

Long winded ass **** ......racist ass bitch you need yo ass kicked . Imma be real honest , i took you off ignore just to vote on this battle , but you gonna get back on it ! ........**** that was garbage ...for real even if i dont like ya ass i still will vote , if you got my vote or not . But anyways :

Sureloc :

No Missy in my verses, but I bring in the Misdemeaner
Cleanin out yo whole existence, Im U.S., Your Hiroshima

opener wasnt all that , but it was aight .

Now back to my opponent, theres not much to say
Im sure he wont say much either, except that Im gay

yeah that's THAt Bitch **** .....

Not Rated G, but my rhymes deserve the highest availabe
**** is like a broke man, he only gets the basic cable

Yo i like that one .....nice

Say the Magic words, I'll tell you before I start Bombin Thee
Boom-Bye-A!!! Its magic, got ya'll confused on the subject like TRIGanometry

The last but not least , hell trigononmetry fucks me up too , i rather take physics then that . But yeah that was a nice ending .


****:

Sureloc Homo, you lost your shot boo hoo
Like u had a chance, Jigga emcee could beat u two

That was garbage .....jigga cant beat sureloc , he's a biter you faggot !

Better then G-Rated, weback think twice
U roll blunts??? bitch u dont even roll dice

Shit still weak .............

Taco bell bitch, thinx he wins every battle
King of the crib, rules with a baby rattle
Cries all the time, will he ever make friends
It's like his diapers, cause it all depends
Sureloc aint an educated bitch, he aint no schola
Makes money by giving out handjobs for a dolla
Real into jesus, you know he Holla 2 Allah
But he should get his ass back to guatemala

WTF? you got wet backs , uneducated , do you know that he is from Guatamala? ......You over exaggerated a little bit dont ya think ?

Homles, dont get mad at me cause you got no flow
I told Immagration services about you, Betta RUn PEDRO!!

that reminded me of that movie Napoleon Dynomite, man that's not nice .


Dont throw his ego like his mom, a dirty ho
I kno she likes it rough, but take it slow

Dont ever use that line again , yo momma jokes is getting old and so is this entire verse .

But it smells pretty bad, so dont go below
But use protecting, we dont want another Sureloc HOMO

Do U mean Protection ? That last line was ....like leftovers that been in the fridge for over a month ....GARBAGE!!!!!!!

Vote : Sureloc
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[ThatRapperIsGay]

Do i smell a h8 vote?? I will count it, but IMO thats the biggest h8 vote ive ever seen