Diss Song Battle:Sureloc Holmes vs. Aril Problym

[Prycele$$]

what happened to the phone battle?

[Aril Problym]

SuurrreeeLoc.....lol....whats good with you boy?!

[Classik]

i knew somebody was gunna puss out on the audio...

[Wreck]

lmao...

[Robert Are]

Anyways, freeposts aside. I just saw and remembered this, I gotta log off, but I'll have my shit up by tonight.

[Robert Are]

On to the realness...

*Shook Ones Part 2 Instrumental*

[Verse 1]
you MUST be retarted if you wanna spar, fuck
collab with Red Cafe, huh...you must've meant StarBucks
faggot, when i grab, i make the microphone rattle
remember though, YOU'RE the one who pussied out on the phone battle
now who's the bitch? i'm fuckin' clever whore
cuz ya voice sound like a seventh dwarf from the seventh ward
your texts are horrible, you a dummy and a fat mess
even pregnany women are happy that they lines ain't THAT streteched
i mean, c'mon, he's stupid as hell, i ain't handin' him money
claim i'm fake? that's why Lakewood is IN Los Angeles DUMMY
but clear some things for me, or else fight back
what type of FAGGOT goes LOOKING for shit like that?
homo...elevate yourself, cuz you can't fuck with Holmes anyday
i'll rip you whenever, i'da beat your ass over the phone anyway
and yeah i'm young, to me, you just a passin' opponent
that's why it's sad as fuck that i'm beatin' ya fuckin' ass at the moment

[Chorus x2]
ain't shit to me, you sorta frontin'
no such things as half way, well, he's a quarter nothin'
and if you fuckin' with Holmes, you done got burned
James Bond type bitch, Aril is shaken and not stirred

[Verse 2]
rilly though, he's really slow, back hand, slap and fell
no wonder you cool with Liyah, you both wack as hell
he ain't no pimp, so don't try to start flauntin' hoes
cuz your open mics so got damn wack, you make it wanna close
bitch, i got them chin checks that would stop Leno
when i saw your text, i was like, 'oh...no problemo'
cuz you WACK!...i'll fuckin' snuff you on purpose
and before you step to me? learn to structure your verses
i'm superior BITCH, battle and beat you on a Thursday
how i know? cuz your name is a RIL weak attempt at wordplay

[Chorus x2]


All I had time for...

[Aril Problym]

Originally Posted by YoungGunna22

i knew somebody was gunna puss out on the audio...

This was never supposed to be an Audio battle cause Sureloc aint got the capabilities!! But Sureloc I'll still battle you over the phone.....go peep Snapvine.com......

Btw..I love my haters....LOL

Good battle Sureloc....I respect your "Never quit" attitude...but thats where it stops....Lets get votes!!

[G-Rated]

Originally Posted by Aril Problym

*911 call transcript from Sureloc Holmes*

Operator:Hello....Lakewood Emergency Dispatch...How can I direct your call?
Sureloc:Plllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaasssse Help me...
Operator:Ok stay calm mam....I need you to stay on the line and stay calm!
Sureloc:I....I can't talk...........I got Aril Problym......*Phone line goes dead*
Operator:Hello.....Hello.......
(Beat kicks in)

(Chorus x 2)Call me the Locksmith cause I sure lock Homes//
Lyrically Dropkick and knot your dome//
Call the cops quick,Before your shot Holmes/
Go call the Cops quick....Yeah call the cops quick!)


Gave this lil lame a way to make a lane/
Then he went and appointed hisself the King Of the cage/
Like a fat bitch cause Sureloc envied my weight/
I was given the King title cause of the way I make it reign/
You could be the King...bitch,Cause I got you under A's(ace)/
YA lyrical incubus,Yeah holmes worst nightmare/
On a lyrical brink of death,might wanna say a slight prayer/
I might spare ya life...yeah or sacrifice you over high snares/
Machete ya flesh,Ya Like scared as the Knife tear/
You got 99 problyms, you done got the Problym riled/
Holmes new name is Junior cause he Problym's Child/
April 1991 I remember this whore then/
Rican bitch,I bended her like a contortion/
The slutbag popped up pregnant,I was scorching/
Told her to "lose my number." "I'll pay for the abortion"/
Nine months later she delivered to Homes like pizza hut/
All this aggravation over this smut,Just a piece of butt/
[Damn!!]

(Chorus x 2)

Fifteen years later,I'm Darth vader,Holmes Princess Laya/
No one can save ya as I slay ya with the Lightsaber/
Work graveyard shifts but this aint Overnight labor/
Ya Undertaker,Bake ya and forsake ya with precise razors/
You not from LA,This gay just Fake Hood/
Sureloc Holmes "King of the burbs" coming straight outta Lakewood/
Inquiring how to hack my myspace page/
Net-goon pharell(for real)like neptunes when you die,way stained/
For Real(Pharell)Like neptunes,Help ya demise,so you dying from aids/


(Chorus x 2)

Nice lyrical drop...A few solid disses...Nice multies. You played around too much, forcing wordplay and you lost focus with the personal material...

Originally Posted by Sureloc Holmes

On to the realness...

*Shook Ones Part 2 Instrumental*

[Verse 1]
you MUST be retarted if you wanna spar, fuck
collab with Red Cafe, huh...you must've meant StarBucks
faggot, when i grab, i make the microphone rattle
remember though, YOU'RE the one who pussied out on the phone battle
now who's the bitch? i'm fuckin' clever whore
cuz ya voice sound like a seventh dwarf from the seventh ward
your texts are horrible, you a dummy and a fat mess
even pregnany women are happy that they lines ain't THAT streteched
i mean, c'mon, he's stupid as hell, i ain't handin' him money
claim i'm fake? that's why Lakewood is IN Los Angeles DUMMY
but clear some things for me, or else fight back
what type of FAGGOT goes LOOKING for shit like that?
homo...elevate yourself, cuz you can't fuck with Holmes anyday
i'll rip you whenever, i'da beat your ass over the phone anyway
and yeah i'm young, to me, you just a passin' opponent
that's why it's sad as fuck that i'm beatin' ya fuckin' ass at the moment

[Chorus x2]
ain't shit to me, you sorta frontin'
no such things as half way, well, he's a quarter nothin'
and if you fuckin' with Holmes, you done got burned
James Bond type bitch, Aril is shaken and not stirred

[Verse 2]
rilly though, he's really slow, back hand, slap and fell
no wonder you cool with Liyah, you both wack as hell
he ain't no pimp, so don't try to start flauntin' hoes
cuz your open mics so got damn wack, you make it wanna close
bitch, i got them chin checks that would stop Leno
when i saw your text, i was like, 'oh...no problemo'
cuz you WACK!...i'll fuckin' snuff you on purpose
and before you step to me? learn to structure your verses
i'm superior BITCH, battle and beat you on a Thursday
how i know? cuz your name is a RIL weak attempt at wordplay

[Chorus x2]


All I had time for...

DAMN...Nice personal attacks...Good wordplay...You had an aggressive approach from the start...Could have exercised your verse more lyrically, but overall good shit...



I liked this battle...Good drops from both...I still think yall should've did a phone battle, but it is what it is...Aril came with mass lyricism but his drop lacked hard-hitting personal material...He had alot of murderous concepts; literally...And I felt he didnt utilize the personal material he had effectively... Sureloc came real aggressive with the attacks, from the open mic shit to the collab "doubts" and he had the wordplay that played off of his attacks very well...His entire verse was direct and he didnt waste bars focusing on 'ways to slay' dood...


My Vote: S. Holmes

[GLO]

Aril Problym:

*911 call transcript from Sureloc Holmes*

Operator:Hello....Lakewood Emergency Dispatch...How can I direct your call?
Sureloc:Plllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaasssse Help me...
Operator:Ok stay calm mam....I need you to stay on the line and stay calm!
Sureloc:I....I can't talk...........I got Aril Problym......*Phone line goes dead*
Operator:Hello.....Hello.......
(Beat kicks in)

(Chorus x 2)Call me the Locksmith cause I sure lock Homes//
Lyrically Dropkick and knot your dome//
Call the cops quick,Before your shot Holmes/
Go call the Cops quick....Yeah call the cops quick!)


Gave this lil lame a way to make a lane/
Then he went and appointed hisself the King Of the cage/
Like a fat bitch cause Sureloc envied my weight/
I was given the King title cause of the way I make it reign/
You could be the King...bitch,Cause I got you under A's(ace)/
YA lyrical incubus,Yeah holmes worst nightmare/
On a lyrical brink of death,might wanna say a slight prayer/
I might spare ya life...yeah or sacrifice you over high snares/
Machete ya flesh,Ya Like scared as the Knife tear/
You got 99 problyms, you done got the Problym riled/
Holmes new name is Junior cause he Problym's Child/
April 1991 I remember this whore then/
Rican bitch,I bended her like a contortion/
The slutbag popped up pregnant,I was scorching/
Told her to "lose my number." "I'll pay for the abortion"/
Nine months later she delivered to Homes like pizza hut/
All this aggravation over this smut,Just a piece of butt/
[Damn!!]

(Chorus x 2)

Fifteen years later,I'm Darth vader,Holmes Princess Laya/
No one can save ya as I slay ya with the Lightsaber/
Work graveyard shifts but this aint Overnight labor/
Ya Undertaker,Bake ya and forsake ya with precise razors/
You not from LA,This gay just Fake Hood/
Sureloc Holmes "King of the burbs" coming straight outta Lakewood/
Inquiring how to hack my myspace page/
Net-goon pharell(for real)like neptunes when you die,way stained/
For Real(Pharell)Like neptunes,Help ya demise,so you dying from aids/


(Chorus x 2)
yea...i didnt feel some of it...it was missing something...all in all it was a good text...but u didnt go as personal as S Holmes and some lines were forced...
good one though, creactivity was deffinently what u accomplished...

Sureloc Holmes:

[Verse 1]
you MUST be retarted if you wanna spar, fuck
collab with Red Cafe, huh...you must've meant StarBucks
faggot, when i grab, i make the microphone rattle
remember though, YOU'RE the one who pussied out on the phone battle
now who's the bitch? i'm fuckin' clever whore
cuz ya voice sound like a seventh dwarf from the seventh ward
your texts are horrible, you a dummy and a fat mess
even pregnany women are happy that they lines ain't THAT streteched
i mean, c'mon, he's stupid as hell, i ain't handin' him money
claim i'm fake? that's why Lakewood is IN Los Angeles DUMMY
but clear some things for me, or else fight back
what type of FAGGOT goes LOOKING for shit like that?
homo...elevate yourself, cuz you can't fuck with Holmes anyday
i'll rip you whenever, i'da beat your ass over the phone anyway
and yeah i'm young, to me, you just a passin' opponent
that's why it's sad as fuck that i'm beatin' ya fuckin' ass at the moment

[Chorus x2]
ain't shit to me, you sorta frontin'
no such things as half way, well, he's a quarter nothin'
and if you fuckin' with Holmes, you done got burned
James Bond type bitch, Aril is shaken and not stirred

[Verse 2]
rilly though, he's really slow, back hand, slap and fell
no wonder you cool with Liyah, you both wack as hell
he ain't no pimp, so don't try to start flauntin' hoes
cuz your open mics so got damn wack, you make it wanna close
bitch, i got them chin checks that would stop Leno
when i saw your text, i was like, 'oh...no problemo'
cuz you WACK!...i'll fuckin' snuff you on purpose
and before you step to me? learn to structure your verses
i'm superior BITCH, battle and beat you on a Thursday
how i know? cuz your name is a RIL weak attempt at wordplay

[Chorus x2]
real nice verse...damn...loved it// good personals, good punchlines and creactivity was nice!!! enjoyed it!

...I enjoyed both. I went through arils first was like yea its not too bad...was creative n shit, but then i went trough holmes text and i was like wow....
In the beginning he just got started, but then the verse just got better and better...and he just charged through non stop till he hit the last key...
real nice Holmes!
Sureloc Holmes GMV

btw any chance u guys can go vote on my battle wit da birthday boy, props will be givin, I'd appreciate it!//holla

[maniak]

Aril Problym:

*911 call transcript from Sureloc Holmes*

Operator:Hello....Lakewood Emergency Dispatch...How can I direct your call?
Sureloc:Plllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaasssse Help me...
Operator:Ok stay calm mam....I need you to stay on the line and stay calm!
Sureloc:I....I can't talk...........I got Aril Problym......*Phone line goes dead*
Operator:Hello.....Hello.......
(Beat kicks in)

(Chorus x 2)Call me the Locksmith cause I sure lock Homes//
Lyrically Dropkick and knot your dome//
Call the cops quick,Before your shot Holmes/
Go call the Cops quick....Yeah call the cops quick!)


Gave this lil lame a way to make a lane/
Then he went and appointed hisself the King Of the cage/
Like a fat bitch cause Sureloc envied my weight/
I was given the King title cause of the way I make it reign/
You could be the King...bitch,Cause I got you under A's(ace)/
YA lyrical incubus,Yeah holmes worst nightmare/
On a lyrical brink of death,might wanna say a slight prayer/
I might spare ya life...yeah or sacrifice you over high snares/
Machete ya flesh,Ya Like scared as the Knife tear/
You got 99 problyms, you done got the Problym riled/
Holmes new name is Junior cause he Problym's Child/
April 1991 I remember this whore then/
Rican bitch,I bended her like a contortion/
The slutbag popped up pregnant,I was scorching/
Told her to "lose my number." "I'll pay for the abortion"/
Nine months later she delivered to Homes like pizza hut/
All this aggravation over this smut,Just a piece of butt/
[Damn!!]

(Chorus x 2)

Fifteen years later,I'm Darth vader,Holmes Princess Laya/
No one can save ya as I slay ya with the Lightsaber/
Work graveyard shifts but this aint Overnight labor/
Ya Undertaker,Bake ya and forsake ya with precise razors/
You not from LA,This gay just Fake Hood/
Sureloc Holmes "King of the burbs" coming straight outta Lakewood/
Inquiring how to hack my myspace page/
Net-goon pharell(for real)like neptunes when you die,way stained/
For Real(Pharell)Like neptunes,Help ya demise,so you dying from aids/


(Chorus x 2)

yea...Good idea in the beginning, would have been nice in an audio format,
ur wordplay is alright, but in some bars it's like u just used words because they rhyme and not really because they fit the best, still doe nice flow

3.5 out of 5


Sureloc Holmes:

[Verse 1]
you MUST be retarted if you wanna spar, fuck
collab with Red Cafe, huh...you must've meant StarBucks
faggot, when i grab, i make the microphone rattle
remember though, YOU'RE the one who pussied out on the phone battle
now who's the bitch? i'm fuckin' clever whore
cuz ya voice sound like a seventh dwarf from the seventh ward
your texts are horrible, you a dummy and a fat mess
even pregnany women are happy that they lines ain't THAT streteched
i mean, c'mon, he's stupid as hell, i ain't handin' him money
claim i'm fake? that's why Lakewood is IN Los Angeles DUMMY
but clear some things for me, or else fight back
what type of FAGGOT goes LOOKING for shit like that?
homo...elevate yourself, cuz you can't fuck with Holmes anyday
i'll rip you whenever, i'da beat your ass over the phone anyway
and yeah i'm young, to me, you just a passin' opponent
that's why it's sad as fuck that i'm beatin' ya fuckin' ass at the moment

[Chorus x2]
ain't shit to me, you sorta frontin'
no such things as half way, well, he's a quarter nothin'
and if you fuckin' with Holmes, you done got burned
James Bond type bitch, Aril is shaken and not stirred

[Verse 2]
rilly though, he's really slow, back hand, slap and fell
no wonder you cool with Liyah, you both wack as hell
he ain't no pimp, so don't try to start flauntin' hoes
cuz your open mics so got damn wack, you make it wanna close
bitch, i got them chin checks that would stop Leno
when i saw your text, i was like, 'oh...no problemo'
cuz you WACK!...i'll fuckin' snuff you on purpose
and before you step to me? learn to structure your verses
i'm superior BITCH, battle and beat you on a Thursday
how i know? cuz your name is a RIL weak attempt at wordplay

Good example of multis and wordplay, and going for the throat,
I would have love to hear this on the shook one beat

4.5 of 5

Surloc Holmes takes it Home


If ya'll have free time vote on the
Maniak vs. Wallie battle
Wallie Vs Maniak
Props in advance thanx