Diss Song Battle:Sureloc Holmes vs. Aril Problym

[Aril Problym]

Diss Song Battle!! (Ex:Hit em up,Ether,Takeover)Both emcees write an original Diss song with a chorus and atleast 8 bars.......Both Diss songs due by Saturday @ Midnight!! No dickriding,Pop or hate votes. Voters should vote on who has the most creative,original and more entertaining verse. Lets go!!

[Robert Are]

Check...I'm using Ether.

[G-Rated]

/\ You must be talkin bout his picture...That's not 'diggin up' kuz he posted that shit himself....That's gon' be a weak attempt at dissing him if you use that kuz he already been dissed with THAT pic...Shits so old it aint even funny no mo...

[Aril Problym]

Originally Posted by G-Rated

/\ You must be talkin bout his picture...That's not 'diggin up' kuz he posted that shit himself....That's gon' be a weak attempt at dissing him if you use that kuz he already been dissed with THAT pic...Shits so old it aint even funny no mo...

Naw I don't gotta use his pic to murder him!!...Didn't even know he had a pic online to be honest with you. But yeah this is going to be interesting!

[Robert Are]

Yeah and plus that pic is old as fuck. Like a year old.

And by original song, I thought you meant we were going to be writing as if we were spitting over another beat used for a diss song. Eh, whatever. I'll be using the Ether beat anyways.

[JDaKidd]

Damn, only if I had beef I'll delete this when you both drop if you need me 2

[Aril Problym]

Spitting to this beat!!
http://www.soundclick.com/pro/view/0...9&content=song

I guess I'll drop first!

[Aril Problym]

*911 call transcript from Sureloc Holmes*

Operator:Hello....Lakewood Emergency Dispatch...How can I direct your call?
Sureloc:Plllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaasssse Help me...
Operator:Ok stay calm mam....I need you to stay on the line and stay calm!
Sureloc:I....I can't talk...........I got Aril Problym......*Phone line goes dead*
Operator:Hello.....Hello.......
(Beat kicks in)

(Chorus x 2)Call me the Locksmith cause I sure lock Homes//
Lyrically Dropkick and knot your dome//
Call the cops quick,Before your shot Holmes/
Go call the Cops quick....Yeah call the cops quick!)


Gave this lil lame a way to make a lane/
Then he went and appointed hisself the King Of the cage/
Like a fat bitch cause Sureloc envied my weight/
I was given the King title cause of the way I make it reign/
You could be the King...bitch,Cause I got you under A's(ace)/
YA lyrical incubus,Yeah holmes worst nightmare/
On a lyrical brink of death,might wanna say a slight prayer/
I might spare ya life...yeah or sacrifice you over high snares/
Machete ya flesh,Ya Like scared as the Knife tear/
You got 99 problyms, you done got the Problym riled/
Holmes new name is Junior cause he Problym's Child/
April 1991 I remember this whore then/
Rican bitch,I bended her like a contortion/
The slutbag popped up pregnant,I was scorching/
Told her to "lose my number." "I'll pay for the abortion"/
Nine months later she delivered to Homes like pizza hut/
All this aggravation over this smut,Just a piece of butt/
[Damn!!]

(Chorus x 2)

Fifteen years later,I'm Darth vader,Holmes Princess Laya/
No one can save ya as I slay ya with the Lightsaber/
Work graveyard shifts but this aint Overnight labor/
Ya Undertaker,Bake ya and forsake ya with precise razors/
You not from LA,This gay just Fake Hood/
Sureloc Holmes "King of the burbs" coming straight outta Lakewood/
Inquiring how to hack my myspace page/
Net-goon pharell(for real)like neptunes when you die,way stained/
For Real(Pharell)Like neptunes,Help ya demise,so you dying from aids/


(Chorus x 2)

[JDaKidd]

I thought this was audio????????????

[Aril Problym]

Originally Posted by JDaKidd

I thought this was audio????????????

Naw he don't got the capabilites for audio..so this is just a Diss Song Battle!!!