Master Chief in Super Smash Bros?

[Rs0n1sT]

Imagine if Sony and Microsoft made Super Smash Bros.

Super Smash Bros. Melee sold millions on GameCube, the most popular title to ever hit the console. Smash Bros Wii, even by the most conservative of estimates, is expected to sell no less than nine billion copies in its launch week. Are Microsoft and Sony missing a trick by not developing their own loved-up first-party fan-service mash-up scrapper?

Maybe. We’ve run our own simulations, the fruits of which you’ll find below. And we’ve taken a few liberties with characters, adding some in that have strong associations with Xbox/PlayStation, but aren’t first-party. Hey, if Nintendo can throw Sonic and Snake into the mix...



Possible title: ULTRA BRUTAL DEATHBOWL JAMBOREE

1. Master Chief
From: The Halo series
Stage: Pillar of Autumn
Special attacks: Dual-wielding, rechargeable energy bar, sticky grenades, vehicle silliness
SUPER special power: Teabagging fallen opponents

2. Sam Fisher
From: The Splinter Cell series
Stage: GFO oil rig
Special attacks: Night vision, being allowed to kill, doing the splits, knowing all about your naughty past
SUPER special power: Calling on the US government for ‘favours’

3. Big Daddy
From: Bioshock
Stage: Neptune’s Bounty
Special attacks: Groaning loudly, grenade launching, barging opponents out of the screen
SUPER special power: A massive drill-arm through the face

4. Blinx
From: Blinx: The Time Sweeper
Stage: Time Square
Special attacks: Time-freeze, being in two places at once, rewinding time upon defeat
SUPER special power: Threatening to appear in a third Blinx game

5. Marcus Feenix
From: Gears of War
Stage: Jacinto Plateau
Special attacks: Hammer of Dawn, growling all macho like, shooting wildly, chainsawing opponents to bits
SUPER special power: A dazzling distraction bomb of hi-res textures

6. Ryo Hazuki
From: Shenmue II
Stage: Tomato Convenience Store
Special attacks: Mad fisticuffs, forklift hit ‘n’ run, starring in online petitions
SUPER special power: Asking everyone where Lan Di is, until he wins

7. Frank West
From: Dead Rising
Stage: McHandy’s Hardware Store
Special attacks: Parasol dash, dressing up in ladies clothes, pervy camera snaps, wielding a sword like a drunken barbarian
SUPER special power: Taking a lawnmower to everyone’s shins

8. Emporer Uriel Septim
From: The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
Stage: Kvatch
Special attacks: Tax exemption, being invincible, getting guards to do his dirty work
SUPER special power: Calls upon the inarguable command of Patrick Stewart’s voice

In reserve:
Tony Hawk, Gordon Freeman (Half-Life 2), Horstachio (Viva Pinata), Tiger Woods, Cortana (Halo series), Voodoo Vince, Conker (Conker: Live & Reloaded), McClaren F1 (Project Gotham Racing 3. Hey, don’t laugh! Fighter’s Megamix on the Sega Saturn featured the Daytona Car as a character)



Possible title: DUEL SHOCK: THE ULTIMATE RUMBLE

1. Kratos
From: The God of War series
Stage: Rooftops of Athens
Special attacks: Roaring, tearing people in half with his hands, slowing time, Medusa’s gaze
SUPER special power: An ultra-bloody QTE finishing sequence

2. Sly Cooper
From: The Sly Raccoon series
Stage: Hideout
Special attacks: Silent theft, supernatural agility, getting other animals to do his dirty work
SUPER special power: An immaculately planned, flawlessly executed five-man robbery of your energy bar

3. Tommy Vercetti
From: GTA: Vice City
Stage: The Malibu Club
Special attacks: ‘Accidentally’ running everyone over in a sports car, wheelies, rampages, Hawaiian shirts
SUPER special power: Aggressively wrestling your assets from you, and turning a neat profit on them



4. Lara Croft
From: The Tomb Raider series
Stage: The Croft Mansion
Special attacks: infinite pistols, adrenaline-fuelled head shots, sassy one-liners
SUPER special power: Dodging everything you throw at her, with not a single hair out of place

5. Ratchet
From: The Ratchet & Clank series
Stage: Insomniac Museum
Special attacks: Several hundred guns that could turn a planet to powder. Plus, cute ears
SUPER special power: The RYNO weapon. Makes a tank turret look like a comedy peashooter

6. The Prince
From: The Katamari series
Stage: Candy stage
Special attacks: Spinning wildly into things, steamrolling everything with a ball of garbage
SUPER special power: Incurring the King of All Cosmos’ drunken wrath upon your ass

7. Nariko
From: Heavenly Sword
Stage: Bohan’s battlefield
Special attacks: Unkempt hair, unending sword combos, massive cannon, steering thrown corpses mid-flight
SUPER special power: Battling an entire army with the use of just one button

8. Heather Mason
From: Silent Hill 3
Stage: Brookhaven Hospital
Special attacks: Clumsily hitting all and sundry with a steel pipe, transporting opponents into a twisted netherworld
SUPER special power: The Sexy Beam! Includes Sexy Beam costume!

In reserve: Jak (Jak & Daxter series), Kazuma Kiryu (Yakuza), James Earl Cash (Manhunt), The Guitar Hero Guitar (Would you argue with it? Thought not), Amaterasu (Okami), Paul Phoenix (Tekken series), Yuna (Final Fantasy X/X-2), Dante (Devil May Cry series), Etna (Disgaea series)

[loyaltothegame]

pass... but kratos > all of the above.

[Playda]

Frank West is the GOAT

[Lieutenant]

the heavenly sword bitch can't even jump./////

[ph15h]

she really can't.... unless you combo it sumhow.. lol

[Grahf16]

Big Daddy would fucking instant hell murder all of them.

[Dj Narcotics]

Originally Posted by Grahf16

Big Daddy would fucking instant hell murder all of them.

fo real LOL