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Cold Blooded · 11-28-2006, 09:40 PM

279 of 415 people found the following review helpful:
= 1 out of 5 stars =

It burst into flames and killed my daughter,

November 19, 2006

How could Sony betray me like this?!? I waited in line for three months--yes, I started the very first line for the PS3 way before anyone else. I endured the elements, the snide comments, and unemployment (I was fired from my job after the first week) because I wanted to be the very first person to play what I imagined would be the salvation to all my dearest dreams. Rumor had it that playing a videogame on the PS3 would be like injecting heroin directly into your eyeball. I believed the hype and worshipped Sony as my god.

Finally, with nearly every credit card maxed out and two debt consolidation plans under my belt, the great day arrived and I fought my way into the store to get my hands on this wonder console. Leaving the store I did a little victory dance and then drove up and down the parking lot taunting those who did not get a PS3. Then it was off to home to play this little beauty.

I hooked everything up while my wife and children watched and applauded at my direction. It was time to play the first game! After two hours I noticed that waves of heat were pouring off the console, so I told my daughter to hold it up in the air in front of a fan while I continued playing, waiting for the opiate-like ecstasy that was soon to overwhelm me after I shot to death another video game enemy. Things went fine for awhile; an hour later the box began whistling and my daughter complained that it was getting too hot to hold. I figured this was just what they called "burning in" and continued playing.

Then, at the four hour mark, my daughter began complaining of blisters and within fifteen minutes the entire console burst into flames, the plastic casing scorching and bubbling as I rushed to complete the level. But I was too late, and my precious daughter burned to death. Wracked with sadness at not being able to save my game, I immediately called my lawyer to review my options for a massive lawsuit.

I am sure we all expected a few "bugs" and "glitches" and "inconveniences", but that does not excuse Sony for selling what appears to be a blazing DEATH TRAP.

Caveat emptor!

UPDATE: Those who doubt me should know that I have already granted several interviews to bloggers about this story. My surviving wife and children certainly think this is all too real. Also, I would like to change my overall rating to two stars since the gameplay was fairly good until it burst into flames.

Pride · 11-28-2006, 10:26 PM

wel if you get your daughter to hold the console for FOUR HOURS something bad is about to happen

toinedog · 11-28-2006, 11:19 PM

not funny and stupid

504BANGA · 11-28-2006, 11:28 PM

Wow....THAT WAS FREAKIN GREAT!!!

MrShifty · 11-28-2006, 11:41 PM

wow...

hova · 11-28-2006, 11:48 PM

:laugh_up: lol that shit had me crackin ups fo real.

that nigga is crazy.

Grahf16 · 11-29-2006, 05:30 AM

That review was awesome. Props to his daughter for being able to hold a 20 pound system for hours on end.

Killaz_2.0 · 11-29-2006, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grahf16

That review was awesome. Props to his daughter for being able to hold a 20 pound system for hours on end.

co sign.

show me link and I will belive this bullshit

randy-tandy · 11-29-2006, 04:14 PM

was tht gal one of those lil weight lifter ppls....i mean she cud hold a ps3 for like 2hours even tho it was like lava...crazy..bad bad parenting lol

Son Of LA · 11-29-2006, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pride

wel if you get your daughter to hold the console for FOUR HOURS something bad is about to happen

yeah..your "daughter" died cause of you..

ok who the hell actually belives this shit???

but the story was fucking funny!!:laugh_up: :laugh_up: :laugh_up:

11-28-2006, 09:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
Cold Blooded Untouchable Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Louisiana Posts: 3,590	Best PS3 Review EVER 279 of 415 people found the following review helpful: = 1 out of 5 stars = It burst into flames and killed my daughter, November 19, 2006 How could Sony betray me like this?!? I waited in line for three months--yes, I started the very first line for the PS3 way before anyone else. I endured the elements, the snide comments, and unemployment (I was fired from my job after the first week) because I wanted to be the very first person to play what I imagined would be the salvation to all my dearest dreams. Rumor had it that playing a videogame on the PS3 would be like injecting heroin directly into your eyeball. I believed the hype and worshipped Sony as my god. Finally, with nearly every credit card maxed out and two debt consolidation plans under my belt, the great day arrived and I fought my way into the store to get my hands on this wonder console. Leaving the store I did a little victory dance and then drove up and down the parking lot taunting those who did not get a PS3. Then it was off to home to play this little beauty. I hooked everything up while my wife and children watched and applauded at my direction. It was time to play the first game! After two hours I noticed that waves of heat were pouring off the console, so I told my daughter to hold it up in the air in front of a fan while I continued playing, waiting for the opiate-like ecstasy that was soon to overwhelm me after I shot to death another video game enemy. Things went fine for awhile; an hour later the box began whistling and my daughter complained that it was getting too hot to hold. I figured this was just what they called "burning in" and continued playing. Then, at the four hour mark, my daughter began complaining of blisters and within fifteen minutes the entire console burst into flames, the plastic casing scorching and bubbling as I rushed to complete the level. But I was too late, and my precious daughter burned to death. Wracked with sadness at not being able to save my game, I immediately called my lawyer to review my options for a massive lawsuit. I am sure we all expected a few "bugs" and "glitches" and "inconveniences", but that does not excuse Sony for selling what appears to be a blazing DEATH TRAP. Caveat emptor! UPDATE: Those who doubt me should know that I have already granted several interviews to bloggers about this story. My surviving wife and children certainly think this is all too real. Also, I would like to change my overall rating to two stars since the gameplay was fairly good until it burst into flames. __________________ Hiphop Loves Mediocrity http://hh4dummies.blogspot.com/

11-28-2006, 11:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
504BANGA New Orleans 4 Life Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Studio Posts: 7,935	Wow....THAT WAS FREAKIN GREAT!!! __________________

11-28-2006, 11:41 PM	#5 (permalink)
MrShifty Underboss Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,698	wow... __________________ "We Like Being Bad, It Makes Us Happy..." <- That's how it should have been said! "I saw it, it's alive" - 1-18-08 Last edited by MrShifty; 11-29-2006 at 12:35 AM..

11-29-2006, 04:14 PM	#9 (permalink)
randy-tandy Capo Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 969	was tht gal one of those lil weight lifter ppls....i mean she cud hold a ps3 for like 2hours even tho it was like lava...crazy..bad bad parenting lol __________________ Tonight...people will die...im a man of my word HAHAHAHAHA - The Joker

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11-28-2006, 11:19 PM	#3 (permalink)
toinedog Rookie Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 0	not funny and stupid

11-28-2006, 11:48 PM	#6 (permalink)
hova Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,778	:laugh_up: lol that shit had me crackin ups fo real. that nigga is crazy.

11-29-2006, 05:30 AM	#7 (permalink)
Grahf16 Rap GodFather Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 6,148	That review was awesome. Props to his daughter for being able to hold a 20 pound system for hours on end.