How can i lie in my resume without gettin caught?

[AllstarMayne23]

I need to make it better, its my frist resume and it looks blank.. is it possible to ?, any ideas

[Classik]

im sure u can lie but it will catch up with u later

[Flint]

I was thinking about it on mine but shit, they probably check most of it and eventually you'll just get fired, which won't look too good.

[GrapeApe]

everyone got to start somewhere

[Timberlake]

if this aint ur first job, overhype what ur first job was. Like if u the only one who washed dishes, you can say u were Dish Sanitation Manager and shit

[jbone23]

u just gotta come up w some more abstract examples of good shit u do. like think of school projects, group work/teamwork examples, organizational strategies u have (even like ur itunes library) that show how u can be dependent, creative, reliable, etc... it may not look as good as other ppl w more experience, but if u dont have specific experience u gotta think about what skills the job requires and how u can show u can fulfill them

[G_J]

Dish Sanitation Manager lol...OO shit you figure out how to do da rebirth sig!!

yea sure you can lie..what you do is get a friend who owns a company or something like dat like a manager..say you gonna give da new job his #..if they call him tell em to talk good about you....i got dat idea from my mom