Mike Tyson ebonics...LMAO

[jbone23]

some1 just showed me this, prob old but hilarious


Mike Tyson Ebonics
As part of his parole agreement, Mike Tyson has to goback to school and finish grade 5. This is Mike's Ebonics homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dic tate good.

3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fights the other night. Man, somebody get that cat a comb.

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my gal rectum both.

6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss dis appointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said pe nis.

8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bull, that watch Is rael."

9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho in the apartment undermine.

10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me a coustic and took me to the pool hall.

11. Iraq - When we got the poolhall, I tol' my uncle, "Iraq, you break."

12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"

13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say, "fortify".

14. Income - I just got in bed wif a ho and income my wife.



ps, any1 c the tyson exhibition fight yesterday? supposedly theyre startin a mike tyson tour but the fight was a fuckin joke. 4 rounds vs this giant out of shape dude. no excitement, crowd was booin most of the time.

[Son Of LA]

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[jbone23]

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[Spunjah]

Good Shit

[ddubb]

Funny shit. Im stealing it.

[Hoofy]

lmao.

[ya55erm]

lol thats funny