An ode To Hood Niggas

[Reed1]

Bryan Saytumah.
An Ode to the Hood Nigga.
This documentation is based on praising, what is called the “Hood Nigga”. You see a Hood Nigga, known to white people as suspect number one, is the least praised ethnic entity in the world. They have yet to be praised for the wonderful image that African-Americans have been given. Without their perfect fulfillment of the many delightful stereotypes plastered on by society, we would tread into the horrible path of education and virtue.
Lest we forget their tireless effort to put a stop to all harmful acts of chivalry (i.e. “Workin em” by rap artist Lil Wayne). How dare they ask us to pay for food, hold the door, speak to them kindly, and pay for popcorn? Bitch you better pay for your own ticket!!! Now I seldom forget how women thank the knights that slew the evil chivalry dragon. Women seem to be attracted to these hood niggas. Can you blame them? They’re mysterious, love no one, and don’t mind “going upside a bitches head”, let’s not forget their promiscuity. Most men go for the skin deep beauty, but no not the hood Nigga. Not only do they date attractive women, but also entertain homely looking females, as not to alienate anyone. Sometimes they entertain two to three women at a time. Now I know others get confused by the blatant degrading of women, but many don’t understand that women have ego trips. If they constantly think that they’re worth something than they want you to pay on dates, and love them. Hood Niggas put a stop all of that.
The next topic I would like to address, “Hood Niggas and the economy”. Even though Hood Niggas may not be financially secured; they still find a way to boost the economy. You see Hood Niggas love the finer things in life; but the government doesn’t like Hood Niggas. So they conspire not to give jobs to hood niggas. Hood Niggas make their money by selling enhancements to the human brain. Some people like to call them drugs, however drugs are bad, and Hood Niggas don’t sell anything bad. Drugs damage your brain cells and give you cancer. Any real hood nigga knows that the enhancements they sell, “don’t do shit like that”. Hood Niggas also don’t pay their child support, and why should they. You’re telling me that they have to make the baby, and provide for it: that’s absurd. It may not even be theirs. Besides, if you don’t love the baby it’ll grow up to be a Hood Nigga also; right?!?! Hood Niggas go outside their means to support the economy by purchasing Rims, Jewelry, and extravagant clothing and footwear. They even give back to the community (i.e. making it rain on them ho’s). Sure, they have to skip out on their rent, and avoid bill collectors, but you only live once
Since I’m trying to keep this wonderful article a page length, I will cut the article short and give another installment continuing on hood rats and down low hood niggas.

“And eating pussy ain’t a crime is it. If so, I should start working on my jail visits”
- Lil Wayne [I’m Raw Track]
“I don’t know why you love her. I wish I never knew her. She only gave me brain, she was just another tutor. She blew my whole band, I was just another tuba.”
- Lil Wayne [Ask Dem Hoes Track]
“I wanna be with my girl all day everyday”
- The Game [Change of Heart] YouTube - The Game on Change of Heart (1of2) (myspace.com/ghdesigns)

[Aydzz12]

good read.

[lively shively]

think i lost brain cells readin' that shit, lol.

[Reed1]

its satirical

[gambino95]

[gambino95]

If you read that shit and didn't laugh out loud you just lost

[HipHopSince77]