so with the fad of 2girls1cup, me and some homies of mine were talking earlier and the idea of shit stories came up. as nasty as it sounds, shit seems to really spice just about any situation up. you throw someone shitting into any situation and it just completely changes the outcome of things. i haven't thought about it in a while, but talking with my friends reminded me how fucked up this story is, and so i figured i'd share it with you guys. and just to let you all know, this is 100% true and happened to one of my best friends not too long ago at a rather prestigious college...i don't wanna name where because i don't want to draw any more unwanted attention to these poor idiots. i'm warning you ahead of time, if you can't handle nasty ass stories, don't read further.
so my buddy used to live in a drom room on a college campus. it was the shitty kind of dorms where it was 1 room with 2 people living in it, and the beds were bunk beds. i guess he awoke one night and there was all this commotion in the hall, and people were screaming in disgust and some girl was taken to the hospital.
he ended up finding out from the RA, later confrimed by the girl who was taken to the hospital, that there was a couple fucking on the bottom bunk. it turns out that they were drunk and having anal sex while the girl on the top bunk was asleep. turns out that they heard the girl on the top rustling around, almost like she was waking up, and the dude freaked out and pulled out mad quick....and if you know anything about what happens when a dick is shoved into a tight asshole, a vacuum is created--thus when you yank the dick out of the asshole, anything that's in there comes rushing out. so what ends up happening is that the girl ends up shitting ALL OVER the bed and the dude, and as she's looking back on what's happening, she herself starts vomiting. the dude, who now is covered in shit and watching his girlfriend vomit, starts vomiting herself. the girl on the top bunk finally does wake up and gets startled by all the commotion going on below her, rolls off her bunk, and breaks her fucking arm.
my friend that i was telling this story to had one that he had heard about some dude that he went to high school with that was kind of a similar situation, although i don't know which one is really worse to be in. i guess this couple was having anal sex on the girl's parents' couch while the parents were out to dinner or something, and the parents came home while they were still fucking. same thing happened--dude pulled out real quick, and the girl shat all over the couch and her boyfriend as her parents stood there and watched. now THAT is embarrassing.
12-24-2007, 03:30 AM
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