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Prycele$$ · 12-25-2007, 06:01 PM

my dad gots one of the drug tests you get from the pharmacy's.. i just wanted to know if they real accurate.. i smoked today.. and im gettin tested on the 6th or so (when i go back to school)

think ill be clean?

rapper · 12-25-2007, 06:09 PM

noo you have too drink alot of water till that date like galons

Prycele$$ · 12-25-2007, 06:15 PM

its not a drug test at the doctors.. its a 15$ bought one at CVS lol

Grimy · 12-25-2007, 06:17 PM

smh you aint gon be clean, wait a few weeks

FeddyMAC · 12-25-2007, 06:17 PM

how about you go buy that same test and test yourself and see if it works

bibblegolf · 12-25-2007, 06:22 PM

depends on how much you smoked before hand. How much of a built up lot of THC is in your system. I smoked for years up until 8/14 and have been taking random piss tests since. Those pharmacy drug tests are 99% accurate..and your dad can send an inconclusive test in for further analysis.

What you should be doing is drinking water like HELL! Go cop some Cranberry pills...CVS has extra strength ones that you can double up on. If you work out at the gym...then thats a good think because sweating it out helps. You can hit up your local head shop for a toxin cleanser or try this:

Go the grocery store and get some Certo. It’s fruit pectin. It should be in the aisle with the baking goods, near the Jell-O. It’s in a blue box and costs about $3. Two hours before the test, take one pouch (there’s two) of the Certo and mix it with some juice and drink it all. It tastes real nasty, but you’re not drinking this for the taste of it. Then start drinking lots of water. Take the second pouch and mix it with some juice 1 hour before the test. Keep drinking water. Don't give urine from your first urination of the day. It's the dirtiest, and can be heavily filled with metabolites. Go a couple of times before giving a test sample. Also, don't give the beginning or end of the stream. Piss in the toilet, then quickly stop and go in the cup. Stop, and shift back to the toilet for the last portion. Only give a midstream sample. Also, take a 50-100 milligram tablet of Vitamin B to keep the urine yellow.

I had a brownie and smoked 2 days before my test and I passed. My brother used to be a truck driver and his job did random tests and he would pass. My other brother’s friend was on probation, and he would smoke the day before going to see his P.O. and he would always pass. The only side effect is it might give you diarrhea Any questions, just hit me up.

Here’s a good site to check out Pass a drug test with Testclear.com

Another satisfied customer: “I gave these instructions to this girl I knew like a year ago who was smoking while she was on probation. Obviously she wasn't supposed to be. She did this religiously and it worked beautifully every time. She thanked me up and down because if it didn't work, they probably woulda hauled her to jail or something.”

***Warning*** It has recently come to my attention that using this method will sometimes cause the test to come back “inconclusive”. This is not the same thing as failing. Most places will let you retest if you come up inconclusive. If this happens, I recommend you bite the bullet and head to your local GNC or head shop and get some of that $40 stuff.

...you should throw your boy some props!

Prycele$$ · 12-25-2007, 06:32 PM

^^answer ya AIM yo

spleenforsoul · 12-25-2007, 11:01 PM

No product at any store will help you. Seriously. It is a scam. Some tell you to add water or drink water after it...hmmm I wonder why. Some are just full of vitamins so your piss will have a lot of color and it won't look like it's been diluted. I've been hardcore drug tested before, like wash hands before going, can't flush toilet, can't even wear my shoes, etc...

I made a huge post about how to go about passing one. What it basically comes down to is THC stays in your fat cells. So depending on height, weight, how fast your body metabolizes things will all come into play here. Never give first piss of the day, cause that is when the most metabolites come out. Give the 4th or 5th (which won't be hard from water you'll be drinking). Catch it mid stream, not beginning or end cause most likely metabolites in that. Vitamins are an option only to give your piss color, cause some will reject you just if it looks to clear (which in my opinion is very very wrong cause, the more clear it is, the better hydrated you are). For more info, search around I wrote a long ass post.

JDaKidd · 12-26-2007, 01:04 AM

at smoking and drinking

Straight SOBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Prycele$$ · 12-26-2007, 01:16 AM

ROFL how did i KNOW you didnt smoke J? hahah

12-25-2007, 06:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
Prycele$$ Don Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Elkhart, dat C.O.E niggas... Posts: 2,746	about drug tests my dad gots one of the drug tests you get from the pharmacy's.. i just wanted to know if they real accurate.. i smoked today.. and im gettin tested on the 6th or so (when i go back to school) think ill be clean? __________________ Jews In Space > Super Spicey DopeSauce. dumbfuck.

12-25-2007, 06:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
rapper Rap GodFather Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: stockholm Posts: 4,461	noo you have too drink alot of water till that date like galons __________________

12-25-2007, 06:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
Prycele$$ Don Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Elkhart, dat C.O.E niggas... Posts: 2,746	its not a drug test at the doctors.. its a 15$ bought one at CVS lol __________________ Jews In Space > Super Spicey DopeSauce. dumbfuck.

12-25-2007, 06:22 PM	#6 (permalink)
bibblegolf Underboss Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: where I reside! Posts: 1,839	depends on how much you smoked before hand. How much of a built up lot of THC is in your system. I smoked for years up until 8/14 and have been taking random piss tests since. Those pharmacy drug tests are 99% accurate..and your dad can send an inconclusive test in for further analysis. What you should be doing is drinking water like HELL! Go cop some Cranberry pills...CVS has extra strength ones that you can double up on. If you work out at the gym...then thats a good think because sweating it out helps. You can hit up your local head shop for a toxin cleanser or try this: Go the grocery store and get some Certo. It’s fruit pectin. It should be in the aisle with the baking goods, near the Jell-O. It’s in a blue box and costs about $3. Two hours before the test, take one pouch (there’s two) of the Certo and mix it with some juice and drink it all. It tastes real nasty, but you’re not drinking this for the taste of it. Then start drinking lots of water. Take the second pouch and mix it with some juice 1 hour before the test. Keep drinking water. Don't give urine from your first urination of the day. It's the dirtiest, and can be heavily filled with metabolites. Go a couple of times before giving a test sample. Also, don't give the beginning or end of the stream. Piss in the toilet, then quickly stop and go in the cup. Stop, and shift back to the toilet for the last portion. Only give a midstream sample. Also, take a 50-100 milligram tablet of Vitamin B to keep the urine yellow. I had a brownie and smoked 2 days before my test and I passed. My brother used to be a truck driver and his job did random tests and he would pass. My other brother’s friend was on probation, and he would smoke the day before going to see his P.O. and he would always pass. The only side effect is it might give you diarrhea Any questions, just hit me up. Here’s a good site to check out Pass a drug test with Testclear.com Another satisfied customer: “I gave these instructions to this girl I knew like a year ago who was smoking while she was on probation. Obviously she wasn't supposed to be. She did this religiously and it worked beautifully every time. She thanked me up and down because if it didn't work, they probably woulda hauled her to jail or something.” *Warning* It has recently come to my attention that using this method will sometimes cause the test to come back “inconclusive”. This is not the same thing as failing. Most places will let you retest if you come up inconclusive. If this happens, I recommend you bite the bullet and head to your local GNC or head shop and get some of that $40 stuff. ...you should throw your boy some props! __________________ A MAN IS KNOWN BY THE SILENCE HE KEEPS. I DON'T EVEN LISTEN TO RAP ANYMORE...I JUST ASK PEOPLE IN MY HOOD HOW THEIR DAY WENT AND SIMPLY BEATBOX OVER IT.

12-25-2007, 06:32 PM	#7 (permalink)
Prycele$$ Don Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Elkhart, dat C.O.E niggas... Posts: 2,746	^^answer ya AIM yo __________________ Jews In Space > Super Spicey DopeSauce. dumbfuck.

12-25-2007, 06:17 PM	#5 (permalink)
FeddyMAC Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 282	how about you go buy that same test and test yourself and see if it works

12-25-2007, 11:01 PM	#8 (permalink)
spleenforsoul Don Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 2,195	No product at any store will help you. Seriously. It is a scam. Some tell you to add water or drink water after it...hmmm I wonder why. Some are just full of vitamins so your piss will have a lot of color and it won't look like it's been diluted. I've been hardcore drug tested before, like wash hands before going, can't flush toilet, can't even wear my shoes, etc... I made a huge post about how to go about passing one. What it basically comes down to is THC stays in your fat cells. So depending on height, weight, how fast your body metabolizes things will all come into play here. Never give first piss of the day, cause that is when the most metabolites come out. Give the 4th or 5th (which won't be hard from water you'll be drinking). Catch it mid stream, not beginning or end cause most likely metabolites in that. Vitamins are an option only to give your piss color, cause some will reject you just if it looks to clear (which in my opinion is very very wrong cause, the more clear it is, the better hydrated you are). For more info, search around I wrote a long ass post. __________________ "Ok, what type ill type-a ill tricks do the mask do?"

12-26-2007, 01:04 AM	#9 (permalink)
JDaKidd Conartist Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,377	at smoking and drinking Straight SOBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12-26-2007, 01:16 AM	#10 (permalink)
Prycele$$ Don Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Elkhart, dat C.O.E niggas... Posts: 2,746	ROFL how did i KNOW you didnt smoke J? hahah __________________ Jews In Space > Super Spicey DopeSauce. dumbfuck.

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