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**.JESUS.** · 06-28-2008, 08:17 AM

I have no idea even how to start this so ill just start from the beginning. Me and like 15 of my friends went out to the bar last night. All came over my house before hand. This one girl in particular (we'll call her Jan). Well jan showed up late so i made her a couple drinks of absolute & sierra mist citrus. Well that got her kinda drunk (she was always making claims she can drink like crazy). Went to the bar. everyone continued drinking and having a good time. I recently quit smoking, so i was craving a cigarette and i went outside to smoke and Jan looked at me and started 'counting down' like she was my dad. She ended up doing is like 8 times. starting at 5 and said if i dont throw out the cig by 1 she'll make me, or some shit (keep in mind, jan isnt my girlfriend, wasnt even consideration for GF). SHe was smashed. well anyways.. blah blah blah we kept drinking. eventually a few of us made it back to my house. jan wanted to stay over. so she did. we messed around a little bit before and then she passed out. which was disappointing that she passed out, but what was even worse. is when i woke up and rolled over. i rolled over in piss.

she ended up pissing my bed from being so hammered. and she just got up and left. her shoes & wallet are still here.. haha. but i think she went next door cause her best friend lives next to me. but haha.. to me this is hilarious but at the same time its like... well.. FUCK

^too long to read?

a girl slept over and pissed my bed from being too hammered.

i gotta work in 2 hours. what a great way to start off my day....

eatpooz · 06-28-2008, 08:27 AM

at you blaming it on the girl..

How much money in the wallet?

Alh12 · 06-28-2008, 08:28 AM

that sucks...lol.. could of been worse thou, could of been a shit... that would suck hard.
no homo

and lol for you making me read the whole thing, and then at the end just writing in in one sentence:

fatb0y420 · 06-28-2008, 08:32 AM

lol take her money and say thats for a new mattress you ruined

NBS · 06-28-2008, 08:35 AM

Agent "Jan" has successsfully completed her mission

SESSO · 06-28-2008, 08:39 AM

Should have woke her up with a breakfast burrito if you know what I mean.

SpOtE · 06-28-2008, 08:56 AM

haha now thats fucked up!

Grab her money and take your sheets to the laundry!

Billy4202 · 06-28-2008, 09:27 AM

lol can you really blame her?

**Street Dream** · 06-28-2008, 09:47 AM

thats fucked up

?johNNy bLaZe? · 06-28-2008, 10:00 AM

hahahahhahaha, id be like bitch u owe me new sheets and i would of took the money from the wallet too....

06-28-2008, 08:17 AM	#1 (permalink)
.JESUS. RGFMod Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Cleveland O-HIGH-O Posts: 9,627	Well... um... yeah... I have no idea even how to start this so ill just start from the beginning. Me and like 15 of my friends went out to the bar last night. All came over my house before hand. This one girl in particular (we'll call her Jan). Well jan showed up late so i made her a couple drinks of absolute & sierra mist citrus. Well that got her kinda drunk (she was always making claims she can drink like crazy). Went to the bar. everyone continued drinking and having a good time. I recently quit smoking, so i was craving a cigarette and i went outside to smoke and Jan looked at me and started 'counting down' like she was my dad. She ended up doing is like 8 times. starting at 5 and said if i dont throw out the cig by 1 she'll make me, or some shit (keep in mind, jan isnt my girlfriend, wasnt even consideration for GF). SHe was smashed. well anyways.. blah blah blah we kept drinking. eventually a few of us made it back to my house. jan wanted to stay over. so she did. we messed around a little bit before and then she passed out. which was disappointing that she passed out, but what was even worse. is when i woke up and rolled over. i rolled over in piss. she ended up pissing my bed from being so hammered. and she just got up and left. her shoes & wallet are still here.. haha. but i think she went next door cause her best friend lives next to me. but haha.. to me this is hilarious but at the same time its like... well.. FUCK ^too long to read? a girl slept over and pissed my bed from being too hammered. i gotta work in 2 hours. what a great way to start off my day.... __________________ im something different, all aspects. Dont wanna woman just to love her assets. Still wife her up even when her flat chest. the type to get hurt. but thats a past tense. ]

06-28-2008, 08:32 AM	#4 (permalink)
fatb0y420 Thug Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 251	lol take her money and say thats for a new mattress you ruined __________________

06-28-2008, 08:35 AM	#5 (permalink)
NBS Rap GodFather Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: London Town Posts: 6,352	Agent "Jan" has successsfully completed her mission __________________ We've Got The Jazz

06-28-2008, 08:56 AM	#7 (permalink)
SpOtE Untouchable Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Sintra, Portugal Posts: 3,019	haha now thats fucked up! Grab her money and take your sheets to the laundry! __________________ THE UP IN SMOKE TOUR - 1 LINK!! JOE BUDDEN - MOOD MUZIK 1,2 & 3

06-28-2008, 09:27 AM	#8 (permalink)
Billy4202 Rap GodFather Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Burtonsville, MD Posts: 4,498	lol can you really blame her? __________________ Blog just updated 11/16

06-28-2008, 08:27 AM	#2 (permalink)
eatpooz Rap GodFather Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: - New Zealand - Posts: 4,296	at you blaming it on the girl.. How much money in the wallet?

06-28-2008, 08:28 AM	#3 (permalink)
Alh12 Outlaw Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Norway Posts: 124	that sucks...lol.. could of been worse thou, could of been a shit... that would suck hard. no homo and lol for you making me read the whole thing, and then at the end just writing in in one sentence:

06-28-2008, 08:39 AM	#6 (permalink)
SESSO Underboss Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Bay Area Stand Up! Posts: 1,409	Should have woke her up with a breakfast burrito if you know what I mean.

06-28-2008, 09:47 AM	#9 (permalink)
Street Dream Hustle All Day Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Germany Posts: 10,105	thats fucked up __________________ http://www.lastfm.de/user/SD-89

06-28-2008, 10:00 AM	#10 (permalink)
?johNNy bLaZe? Untouchable Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: caLifornia Posts: 3,607	hahahahhahaha, id be like bitch u owe me new sheets and i would of took the money from the wallet too.... __________________ I'm Ready To Die without a Reasonable Doubt smoke Chronic and hit it Doggystyle before I go out Until they sign my Death Certificate It's All Eyez On Me I'm still at it, Illmatic and thats the Documentary !!!W.U.T.A.N.G. C.L.A.N. A.I.N.T. N.U.T.H.I.N. T.O. F.U.C.K. W.I.T.H.!!!

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