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09-06-2008, 12:22 AM
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Official Jokes Thread
Post any funny jokes in here. I got one.
One afternoon, a couple sat in there livng room watching CNN. There names were John and Cindy. John and Cindy had been together for a few weeks, and they were having dinner and watching TV to celebrate his 47th birthday. A special on 'pedophiles' came on and they both watched it. At the end of the show the Cindy asked the John "Are you a pedophile"? John laughed and replied "Thats a big word for a seven year old". |
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09-06-2008, 12:26 AM
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i Gotta Good One, Datshyt Is The Best Rapper Ever.
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09-06-2008, 10:05 AM
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what did Khaled have to say about the next-gen consoles??
.... .... WII DA BEST!!! 
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09-06-2008, 12:27 PM
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I like that one!
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09-06-2008, 12:32 PM
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why did the chicken cross the road?
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09-06-2008, 12:36 PM
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09-06-2008, 12:40 PM
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to get to the other side
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09-06-2008, 01:20 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
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hmmm...
A koala was sitting on a gum tree....... smoking a joint
 when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you doing?  The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.' So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints. After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river. The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far over and fell into the river. A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?' The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said, 'Hey you!'  So the koala looked down at him and said,  'Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude..... How much water did you drink?!!'
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