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Things To Do At Wal-Mart While You Wait For Your Family To Shop 1. Get boxes of condoms & put them in peoples’ carts when they aren’t looking. 2. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and announce in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens. 4. Put some M&M’s on lay away. 5. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 6. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 7. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from ’Mission Impossible.’ 8. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 9. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. 10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper ’PICK ME! PICK ME!’
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bUmP:dvvbash:
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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LOL, next stop Wal-Mart
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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that is like disneyland for the cranksters on the late night
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Naw...We..Steal lil shit..and holla at hoes..cuz all the hoes shop at walmart..lol..and we got one right by our military base..so they be in there too...and they got money..$$$$$
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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wait put condoms in people's carts..Oooooooh man
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![]() tht shit is funny dawg!! props fo tht!
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