my area has got bad feedback lol

[BMS]

http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/modules.p...rticle&sid=755

A huge beigre and grey conglomerate of prefab housing that is just crying out for a decent tornado, tower blocks that cannot be described as ‘eyesores’ due to the sheer innate grimness of their surrounds, parks and playgrounds that make Ground Zero in NYC look like the Garden of fucking Eden and a system of paths and roads that, due to their rabbit-warren like nature, is a haven for pickpockets, burglars, muggers and smack addicts and other upstanding members of this community. More people in this area seek to buy their flats/houses/maisonettes/hovels from the local Council than in most of the UK, begging two questions – 1. Exactly why the fuck would you want to buy these rundown piss stinking shitholes, and 2. Why the fuck are the local banks giving these bastards mortgages when they have as much chance of repaying them as they have of getting a job? Believe me, in a few short years Halifax or C&G will own all of this fucking estate.

[Russha]

i been to chavtowns before and both telford and aston get a good few mentions

[LDN_Soldier]

Sutton

"Where can I start. I have had the mis-fourtune of living round sutton my entire life and would love to be able to tell you some uplifting information about the people but I cant. More commonly known as Slutton (3 guesses why?) it is surrounded by some of the chaviest areas known tho man i.e. Croydon, Wallington and Morden all of which you can find deligthfull articles about on this site. Sutton has had it's fair share of fame once host of the infamous Sutton Cruise (where jumped up rude boys go steaming up the high street in their suped up novas in the hope of impressing one of sluttons finest chavettes enough to suck them off in matalan carpark) which actually appeared in max power innit before gettin shut down by the old bill.
Sutton is a mecca for our beloved chav with chav shops such as Wilkinson, Game, Newlook, Morgan, buzz, blue inc., H Samuel, Cash a cheque, Asda, Poundland, Matalan, Savers chemist, Argos, Index, Jd Sports, JJB's to name but a few all their retail needs are catered for. Now for our sofisticated chav (those that actually own shoes) sutton has a wide variety of night life to cater all needs. LittenTree - for the 15 year old pikey chavette wishing to spend her last weeks before the baby comes avin a laff with her mates innit/ tryin to find some bloke stupid enuff to believe her age in the hope of gettin pregnant so she can liv off the caanciwl.
Liquid - "Suttons newest and only £1 million night club" open 6 months 1 stabbing, conutless fights and bottling incidents and 2 incidents in which a "gas" has been let off in the crowd to name but a few, Usually frequented buy the pink shirted, highlighted spiked hair, jeans, suit jacket and white shoes stylee chav and the bog standard slutton chavette (4 smirnoff ices and they'll gladly bend over to the front and touch their toes (in matalan car park on the way home) if you get my drift).
Chicargo's- This is where the term Slutton Mutton comes in to its own. Whilst your 18 yr old chavette is in liquid chewing the face off and opening her legs to some random chav in a pink shirt her muva is more than likely wearing her clothes in chicargos chewing the face off and opening her legs to some random 40 yr old skinhead chav in a chelsea shirt.
So basically the moral of the story is if you've got a thing for chavettes, have fantasys about shagging a chavette/slutton mutton in matalan car park while she sucks your mate off, really can't be assed to make much effort in pulling said chavette or her mum sluttons the town for you."

[BMS]

Originally Posted by Russha

i been to chavtowns before and both telford and aston get a good few mentions

chelmsley wood always gets a bad word but i don't see why, i walk up there like at midnight and i aint scared of shit, i know most of the people and these people just exagerate becasue there rich people who can move out to oxford or summot

i've heard alo bout aston and its ruth ennit.... lol

i hate that word CHAV

[LDN_Soldier]

And once again

"Sutton has been Chav heaven for years now. The rude boys and girls can be found hanging outside the St Nicolas shopping centre or being abusive to anyone that wanders into McDonalds (Macedees, to the Chav!) Boys, were full chav atire, jeans, baseball caps fake burberry and reebok classics. collars always worn up. In true south central style they appear to be shot in the left leg and talk like their nuts are being squeezed. Oh fag is hanging out of mouth to the side, and extra large earphones are always worn wether listening to da hardcore or not.....in that case they swing round there neck.........can of stella makes a feel chav..

...the chav will use a mountain (preferably nicked) bike to get about, and will finish the outfit by using wearing an item of bling with a ganga leaf or nike motif.
Now for the ladies, they made the sutton facelift famous, always pulled so tight back they will be bald soon. Some are starting to have braids as xtra chavet statement. Bling is from the Elizabeth Duke counter at Argos, and the more the chavier! Initial rings, Hollograms, dancing clowns, you will not be disappointed spotting the chavette in sutton. They will wear tight trousers sitting on hips with trim stomach or not, and usually a slogan tshirt with the words "bitch, or playboy". Short skirts are only worn without tights for xtra corned beef effect on their legs. They usually wear shoes that have a pattern paying homage to burberry or louis vuitton.....sutton chavets can't get enough of it. They hang around in groups and hassle the chavs offering them out if they even look at them the wrong way. They end up hanging out with the older chav who drives around racing other cars at the weekend. Neon lights are a popular addition to the rear windscreen

[LDN_Soldier]

Wow these people hate Sutton...
"I really can't believe that Sutton hasn't yet been included before on this site! But then again, seeing as the place is infested with trackie-bottom wearing no-marks, perhaps there are not many in this sarf London backwater that are too unhappy with chavdom!

Let's start at the bottom of the barrel ... or Matalan as it's usually known. Should you ever care to visit this anti-culture of short denim skirt wearing slappers & shaven-headed inbreds to whom a Chelsea replica shirt is de rigeur in the fashion stakes, you will notice that the pee-stained steps of their chosen 'dirt cheap' discount store seem to be the Roman-style Forum of the high-rise masses. As you venture up the hill southwards, you will find the clientele improves somewhat, but where before, the garlic & wooden stake of Waterstones tended to send your average chav rolling down the hill like some modern day Jack & Jill, the installation of a Wilkinsons opposite a couple of years ago has massively emboldened them, so much that they are sometimes spotted chortling Beavis & Butthead style at the Italian restaurant menu opposite the station before retreating to the safety of Maccy D's & the HMV store where they can swap stories about how they blew their entire Giro on Tupac CD's & Fast & Furious 2 on DVD.

At night, they seem to swarm like moths to such salubrious watering holes as Chicagos & Long Island Bar, paying well over the odds for a bottle or ten of Smirnoff Ice after selling their Grandad's Second World War medals at Cash Converters. The males can be spotted easily, covered in ill-conceived maori tattoos, attempting to chat up some of the more educated Sutton women with lines such as "You'd look great on the back seat of my souped-up Renault 5" or "You're gorgeous, let me treat you to a Doner & Chips".

The females are less easy to spot, but no doubt easy, as they are generally snapped up with their sophisticated approach line of "Hi sexy, buy me a WKD Blue & I'll shag ya in the graveyard".

Shop in Sutton in the day if you must (staying at the top of the hill of course), but avoid after dark as they tend to meander southward, tempted by the flashing lights of the newly-opened amusement arcades reflecting the bling. If cornered, compliment them on the Hackett shirt & high-tail outta there!

[Russha]

Originally Posted by LDN_Soldier

Sutton

"Where can I start. I have had the mis-fourtune of living round sutton my entire life and would love to be able to tell you some uplifting information about the people but I cant. More commonly known as Slutton (3 guesses why?) it is surrounded by some of the chaviest areas known tho man i.e. Croydon, Wallington and Morden all of which you can find deligthfull articles about on this site. Sutton has had it's fair share of fame once host of the infamous Sutton Cruise (where jumped up rude boys go steaming up the high street in their suped up novas in the hope of impressing one of sluttons finest chavettes enough to suck them off in matalan carpark) which actually appeared in max power innit before gettin shut down by the old bill.
Sutton is a mecca for our beloved chav with chav shops such as Wilkinson, Game, Newlook, Morgan, buzz, blue inc., H Samuel, Cash a cheque, Asda, Poundland, Matalan, Savers chemist, Argos, Index, Jd Sports, JJB's to name but a few all their retail needs are catered for. Now for our sofisticated chav (those that actually own shoes) sutton has a wide variety of night life to cater all needs. LittenTree - for the 15 year old pikey chavette wishing to spend her last weeks before the baby comes avin a laff with her mates innit/ tryin to find some bloke stupid enuff to believe her age in the hope of gettin pregnant so she can liv off the caanciwl.
Liquid - "Suttons newest and only £1 million night club" open 6 months 1 stabbing, conutless fights and bottling incidents and 2 incidents in which a "gas" has been let off in the crowd to name but a few, Usually frequented buy the pink shirted, highlighted spiked hair, jeans, suit jacket and white shoes stylee chav and the bog standard slutton chavette (4 smirnoff ices and they'll gladly bend over to the front and touch their toes (in matalan car park on the way home) if you get my drift).
Chicargo's- This is where the term Slutton Mutton comes in to its own. Whilst your 18 yr old chavette is in liquid chewing the face off and opening her legs to some random chav in a pink shirt her muva is more than likely wearing her clothes in chicargos chewing the face off and opening her legs to some random 40 yr old skinhead chav in a chelsea shirt.
So basically the moral of the story is if you've got a thing for chavettes, have fantasys about shagging a chavette/slutton mutton in matalan car park while she sucks your mate off, really can't be assed to make much effort in pulling said chavette or her mum sluttons the town for you."

i always wanted to get head in a matalan car park

[LDN_Soldier]

Fuck me how many more people are hating Sutton?

"The London Borough of Sutton used to be a nice place, for those that can remember the 80's and early 90's.

Then struck the disease, the infection that is chav culture. Take a strole into the high street at any time and you'll soon see what I loathe so much about the place. McDonalds is always a 'good' place to start to see the chavs in their natural environment, purched on the benches outside, trousers tucked into socks, white baseball caps at 45 degree angles, sporting some of classier brand names such as Hackett and Nickelson.

The fun doesn't stop when night falls either believe you me! The high street becomes lined with 'L' plate equipped mopeds and some of the fastest Nova's known to man.

Head to the top of the high street and you are immediately drawn to establishments that ooze class. The likes of the Litten Tree and the Moon On The Hill are packed to the rafters with Sutton's finest, where you're sure to witness nothing but friendly, welcoming, smartly-dressed young people 'of legal drinking age'.

After the delights of the public houses, you'd be fool to miss out on some of the capitals finest nightclubs! The likes of Legends, New York New York and of course the world-renowned upstairs of Litten Tree will have you partying well into the morning.

Thankfully I had the sense to escape the delightful South London Borough, only occasionally visiting stranded family members and old friends. My advice - avoid at all costs. I even prefer Croydon to Sutton!"

[BMS]

they think that CHAVs are WIGGAs or something don't they

[BMS]

Originally Posted by Russha

i always wanted to get head in a matalan car park

LMAO