Why 95% of you teenage broads need to commit suicide

[Maxwell]

Dumb Broads 101

This is why I refuse to date anyone under the age of 17

- Use the word "like" more than twenty times in the same sentence.
- Will wear trendy clothes no matter how retarded looking as long as everyone else is wearing it.
- Webcam whores, a webcam whore is someone who takes pictures of themselves; turning the contrast all the way up giving the illusion of perfect skin. Also they take 1,000,000,000,000,000 pictures of themselves with the exact same expression on their face just at different angles. In addition to the emotionless expressions on their face(cant have expression when webcam whoring) they tend to wear trendy emo glasses. Almost always they will have pictures of themselves in revealing clothes with lines such as "you know you want this" and "2 hawt 4 u", mind you the people with this pictures are usually not even legal age to have sex and usually have not reached puberty, thus resulting in a massive amount of vomit on my part.
- Listen to the latest trendy retarded mainstream music that lowers your IQ with every verse.
- Never make sense in conversation....ever.
- Like guys who drive suped up rice rocket shit boxes, news flash these cars are peices of shit; any asshole can drill a hole through a muffler, lower the car, and put some shitty fibre glass on it to make it look like its got something under the hood.
- Dont try in school and focus on being popular, only popularity in high school matters.
- Attention Whores, always have to have it, will do anything to get it.
-Will try and get you to admit to something even though they know you didn't do it, this comes back to attention whoring.
-Have tatoos on their lower backs that they think are trendy and cool, these are refered to as "Tramp Stamps" .
-Write shitty poetry, they write about being sad or lonely; anything to attempt to make the poem depressing so that they give the illusion that they are a "tortured soul". You're not original; if you want to prove that your a "tortured soul" go headbutt the sidewalk till your brain oozes out of your skull, then I might give a fuck.
-ThInK ItS CoOl To TaLk LiKe ThIs, EvEn ThOuGh ItS ReTaRdEd
-Make the slightest inconvience or personal discomfort the end of the world, and expect sympathy from everyone "OMFG! MA B/F WNT 2 DIS MVIE WITH SUM GURL, SHE LVS IN HIZ HOUSE HE SAYZ SHEZ HIZ SISTER BUT I DONT BELEIVE HIM, IS HE CHEATING ON ME?!?!?!, LIKE OMFG!!!!! WHAT AM I GONNA DO!?!?!?!?, I LOVE HIM SOOOO MUCH BUT IM ONLY 16 AND DONT KNOW WHAT LOVE IS, IM SO HURT RIGHT NOW, I NEED COMFORT, OMFG!!!!!!!!" ( if you note, i couldn't keep typing as retarded as they do) this also falls back on Attention Whoring.
- Occupation of choice:
Mcdonalds Employee of the month
Prostitute
Crackwhore

Chances are you fall into one or more of these categories.

[Krazye]

such a nice thread title

[_KING_]

Originally Posted by Maxwell

Dumb Broads 101

This is why I refuse to date anyone under the age of 17

- Use the word "like" more than twenty times in the same sentence.
- Will wear trendy clothes no matter how retarded looking as long as everyone else is wearing it.
- Webcam whores, a webcam whore is someone who takes pictures of themselves; turning the contrast all the way up giving the illusion of perfect skin. Also they take 1,000,000,000,000,000 pictures of themselves with the exact same expression on their face just at different angles. In addition to the emotionless expressions on their face(cant have expression when webcam whoring) they tend to wear trendy emo glasses. Almost always they will have pictures of themselves in revealing clothes with lines such as "you know you want this" and "2 hawt 4 u", mind you the people with this pictures are usually not even legal age to have sex and usually have not reached puberty, thus resulting in a massive amount of vomit on my part.
- Listen to the latest trendy retarded mainstream music that lowers your IQ with every verse.
- Never make sense in conversation....ever.
- Like guys who drive suped up rice rocket shit boxes, news flash these cars are peices of shit; any asshole can drill a hole through a muffler, lower the car, and put some shitty fibre glass on it to make it look like its got something under the hood.
- Dont try in school and focus on being popular, only popularity in high school matters.
- Attention Whores, always have to have it, will do anything to get it.
-Will try and get you to admit to something even though they know you didn't do it, this comes back to attention whoring.
-Have tatoos on their lower backs that they think are trendy and cool, these are refered to as "Tramp Stamps" .
-Write shitty poetry, they write about being sad or lonely; anything to attempt to make the poem depressing so that they give the illusion that they are a "tortured soul". You're not original; if you want to prove that your a "tortured soul" go headbutt the sidewalk till your brain oozes out of your skull, then I might give a fuck.
-ThInK ItS CoOl To TaLk LiKe ThIs, EvEn ThOuGh ItS ReTaRdEd
-Make the slightest inconvience or personal discomfort the end of the world, and expect sympathy from everyone "OMFG! MA B/F WNT 2 DIS MVIE WITH SUM GURL, SHE LVS IN HIZ HOUSE HE SAYZ SHEZ HIZ SISTER BUT I DONT BELEIVE HIM, IS HE CHEATING ON ME?!?!?!, LIKE OMFG!!!!! WHAT AM I GONNA DO!?!?!?!?, I LOVE HIM SOOOO MUCH BUT IM ONLY 16 AND DONT KNOW WHAT LOVE IS, IM SO HURT RIGHT NOW, I NEED COMFORT, OMFG!!!!!!!!" ( if you note, i couldn't keep typing as retarded as they do) this also falls back on Attention Whoring.
- Occupation of choice:
Mcdonalds Employee of the month
Prostitute
Crackwhore

Chances are you fall into one or more of these categories.

made my day when i saw the title i thought it was somethin nasty

[clintabn]

there is a boy in my skool who falls into this category

[Son Of LA]

all that.. we can make it.. =CHICKEN HEAD..

[Jaysolid]

haha

[lilyt]

damn, couldn't have said it better. good shit on this homie,

[Remixed]

[Noobster]

Originally Posted by Maxwell

if you want to prove that your a "tortured soul" go headbutt the sidewalk till your brain oozes out of your skull, then I might give a fuck.

yup :laugh_up:

[Classik]

watz wrong with a teen wrking @ McDonalds?