How Do I Get This Fuckin Weed Off My System?????

[KSPOON]

Dude, Just Go To The Gnc Store And Get Ready Clean For $30. Follow The Instru. And You'll Be Good In A Couple Of Hours.....

[Abstract Thought]

Originally Posted by crook wit a degree

And I heard u can take some shit which they use to make jello!!!

This one is 100 percent authentic. It is "Certo", and usually costs two or three dollars at your local grocery store. You have to quit smoking at least a day and a half beforehand (Although you're way straight after waiting weeks), then take the shit the night before your test. Also, make sure to try and piss at least once or twice before doing the official one, because the substance in it will make your piss sort of jellyish- sounds fucking crazy, I know, but do that.

So how do I know it works? Well my brother and his girlfriend are both on probation...and they do that shit before going in and they have yet to fail one test.

PS- just in case anyone want to know what the certo actually does, it sort of blocks and filters the drugs in your system. It does not clean it totally out, and ceases to work after about a day or two days after ingestion so make sure to take it at the right time.

Hope this helps you/anyone else.

[HurricaneJ213]

Originally Posted by FuccN Krayzie

jus drink a lot of water mayn...if u aint drink in da last 3 weeks den it shuld be out...n if she gon do it next week den by drinkn a lot of water n maybe sum cranberry juice, it will be out...

This doesn't work. The reason that weed stays in your system is because it's not water soluble...the THC gets stored in your fat cells so water doesn't clean it out. I'll get the source when I get home, I can't look that shit up while Im at work

Originally Posted by Nooner

get some niacin pills dogg you can find them at a drug store like rite-aid or some shit like that their vitamins and shit so anyone can buy them
they worked for me to get my job

This doesn't work.

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How often were you smoking before you stopped three weeks ago? If you were smoking every day for a good amount of time, it can take over a month for all the THC to be eliminated from your body (it would obviously still be in your hair)....However, if you weren't toking constantly, a month should be more than enough time

[GetMoney]

Originally Posted by ATL™

drink some bleach.. youll be straight.






















(yo nigga. dont drink bleach. it will kill you)

[Killaz_2.0]

Originally Posted by ATL™

drink some bleach.. youll be straight.






















(yo nigga. dont drink bleach. it will kill you)

I've seen so many topics like this on SOHH and atleast 3 of them, people told them to drink bleach.

Thread-starter said he did and he asked what else he should take.
I guess he actually believed them. & I was feeling like

[rebirth]

Originally Posted by Killaz_92

I've seen so many topics like this on SOHH and atleast 3 of them, people told them to drink bleach.

Thread-starter said he did and he asked what else he should take.
I guess he actually believed them. & I was feeling like

hahah thats like the time i told one dude sand paper will take scratches out of his psp and he did it

[Lieutenant]

lmao. people are fuckin stupid these days.

[ATLien2g2]

[quote=HurricaneJ213;1883505]This doesn't work. The reason that weed stays in your system is because it's not water soluble...the THC gets stored in your fat cells so water doesn't clean it out. I'll get the source when I get home, I can't look that shit up while Im at work



Drinking a lot of water does work. i used to smoke all the time and i passed a drug test in a week cause i was drinking like 8-10 glasses of water a day.

[Killaz_2.0]

Originally Posted by rebirth

hahah thats like the time i told one dude sand paper will take scratches out of his psp and he did it

remind me not to ever trust you.

[fadedmofo]

u need atleast 2 months, ur screwed