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Soooo, in work today, this HOTT girl starts emailing me. She looks like Britney used to:
![]() The hott blonde girl features, you know what i'm on about... Well she's 23 and i'm 17, so i prolly didn't have a chance anyway but check this: So she was emailing me and we were joking, she sent jokes like: why does santa have a big sack? .........because he only 'comes' once a year...... and it was getting humerous. So she sent pics of old women on a beach and said i liked them. She then asked if i would go out with one of them, and i STUPIDLY REPLIED: ''Any hole is a goal''. She called me gross and stopped emailing me. Fuck. Anyone done any dumb shit and truely looked like an asshole in front of girls? I do it too often, it's becomming stupid now.
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damm my dude lmao u buggin yo write her a sweet letter and explain u were joking u have morals u were raised write give her the whole shit son get her back if shes that fine
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i bet when u said that and she read it she had that awkward silence moment hah a
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yeah, i swear to god, when i sent it, i closed my eyes and in my head i was saying: ''shit, what the fuck have i just done''.
She actually replied saying: ''eeee that's gross. you should have respect for ladies like myself''. i replied 'sorry' and i got no more emails... DAMN. I'm still wondering why i said it. I was trying to be funny, but i guess she thinks i'm a 'typical guy' .....
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u shouldnt reply horny, that y
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^^^
Yeah but she's 23, i doubt she'd wanna dirty little 17 year old motherfucker like me...... plus i think she has a boyfriend. and she smokes, which i don't like, don't get me wrong, i'd still tap it...
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the slip her roofies haha im fuckin with u i guess everything happens for a reason fuck the non humor haven hooker nextttt..
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haha yeah, movin on to the next chicken. I wish i had a pic of her , cos believe you me, she's just walking crack & weed......nice to look at, addictive with the added bonus of being sexy as fuck. What more could a single guy want !?!
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that bitch on there bed naked hahah
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