Defense Department Shelves "Laughing Bullets"
It's the Fourth of July and what better way to celebrate than by hearing about ways the governement is trying to control you!
The Department of Defense has put a plan to develop so-called "Laughing Bullets" on hold. The bullets do not chuckle at your jokes, no, they desinegrate when they hit you and release a little bit of laughing gas. So, when you get "shot" you're disabled not because you're bleeding, but because you're laughing uncontrolably!
Amazing. Unfortunately the DoD doesn't want us to enjoy ourselves while being opressed, so we'll keep waiting for the laughing bullets.
Let's go eat hot dogs and blow our hands off with fireworks and forget about this government mumbo jumbo!
Engadget: Laughing Bullets Considered by Pentagon
07-04-2007, 04:10 PM
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