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mr_download1982 · 09-18-2007, 11:24 PM

LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) — The defendant in a state senator's lawsuit is accused of causing untold death and horror and threatening to cause more still. He can be sued in Douglas County, the legislator claims, because He's everywhere.

State Sen. Ernie Chambers sued God last week. Angered by another lawsuit he considers frivolous, Chambers says he's trying to make the point that anybody can file a lawsuit against anybody.

Chambers says in his lawsuit that God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents, inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."

The Omaha senator, who skips morning prayers during the legislative session and often criticizes Christians, also says God has caused "fearsome floods ... horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes."

He's seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty.

Chambers said the lawsuit was triggered by a federal suit filed against a judge who recently barred words such as "rape" and "victim" from a sexual assault trial.

The accuser in the criminal case, Tory Bowen, sued Lancaster District Judge Jeffre Cheuvront, claiming that he violated her free speech rights.

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5j...FcTeiB58cfy6Uw

lifeofpi · 09-18-2007, 11:49 PM

hope he wins

HQ · 09-19-2007, 01:29 AM

The system's fucking corrupt.

They need to change this shit.

Grahf16 · 09-19-2007, 02:40 AM

That guy already lost, because God has Johnny Cochran on his side :O

and123w · 09-19-2007, 02:42 AM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
Americans

Red Falcon · 09-19-2007, 02:50 AM

God isn't payin anyone.

**Ballin Is A Habit** · 09-19-2007, 02:57 AM

lol guys on some good shit, but yeah god does not exist

venom lyrix · 09-19-2007, 09:48 AM

Even if this idiot wins he still loses cause on his way home he will get into a fatal car crash and then good will be like "bitch sue me again...I dare you"

Touhu · 09-19-2007, 10:28 AM

Only in America... Hope he wins though

lifeofpi · 09-19-2007, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grahf16

That guy already lost, because God has Johnny Cochran on his side :O

oh god, i was just about to type the same thing...

09-18-2007, 11:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
mr_download1982 Outlaw Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 164	State Senator Sues God!!!!!!!!!! LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) — The defendant in a state senator's lawsuit is accused of causing untold death and horror and threatening to cause more still. He can be sued in Douglas County, the legislator claims, because He's everywhere. State Sen. Ernie Chambers sued God last week. Angered by another lawsuit he considers frivolous, Chambers says he's trying to make the point that anybody can file a lawsuit against anybody. Chambers says in his lawsuit that God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents, inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants." The Omaha senator, who skips morning prayers during the legislative session and often criticizes Christians, also says God has caused "fearsome floods ... horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes." He's seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty. Chambers said the lawsuit was triggered by a federal suit filed against a judge who recently barred words such as "rape" and "victim" from a sexual assault trial. The accuser in the criminal case, Tory Bowen, sued Lancaster District Judge Jeffre Cheuvront, claiming that he violated her free speech rights. http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5j...FcTeiB58cfy6Uw

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lifeofpi Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,984	hope he wins

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HQ Untouchable Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: [306] Queen City Posts: 3,135	The system's fucking corrupt. They need to change this shit.

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Grahf16 Rap GodFather Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 6,232	That guy already lost, because God has Johnny Cochran on his side :O

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