Last Warrior

[Anthrologic]

I’m the last warrior of my time, master of the sword
Non-touchable, I run this plank like its my own ward
Defending my kingdom, for my king and queen
The devils head which I captured, I’ma killin machine
no fuckin faggot can match my “sword-fightin” skills
I am the best at what I do, a knight for major thrills
Now let me get into the story
“common need to defend our country”
We went out for our mission to kill the hideous creature
We’ll be damned a return and nothing to preach to her
Days in days out, no luck no find still on the inspection
Over the mountains over the high grass still no detection
“If I ever find this varmint, I Will drink its fuckin blood”
Murders are beginnin to flood in my foots fuckin mud
From Persia to the coast of China, have we been deceived
Sweating our pounds away, our mission we must achieve
Shit, We’ve traveled months away from our home lands
Just to seek revenge and kill for our destroyed plans
This is much worst than Grendel from the legend Beowulf,
This will be the greatest story told Centuries a head
Til my heart is pierced with a sword, I’ll never lay dead
Our enemy is deadly, breathes fire but isn’t a fuckin dragon
Isn’t the devil but is evil, we’ll carry the head in our small wagon
Is deadlier than a Lion but doesn’t have the strength
As you can see we’ll need our artillery at arms-length
Need to be courageous to be a fuckin fear-some knight
Lookin into the dark twilight, killin is just a delight
After a 7 month trial and error, we finally found the creature
To this day, after that long endearin battle, Im still the preacher
There was 700 of us battling and riskin our own lives for the king
Close to 300 had died right away, we must destroy this ugly thing
Another 263 were crushed and destroyed but we pulled through
What a gruesome battle
Proved to the king I was the warrior to count on
I am the last warrior of my time!