Nah man, for you, the dick sucking needs to come from your mom. You need to pimp her out on the corner of Main and Mulberry Street, collect the money and just save up. I dunno what ho prices are in your area, but since you're most probably poor and live in an impoverished city, the market should, ironically, be very high.
It's not how I did it, so sorry I can't elaborate more. If your moms needs a ride, hit me up, I'll come scoop her up in the Beemer and do her drop-offs.
