Disney To Make Adam and Eve Love Story

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Adam and Eve, you know the cats from The Bible who, like, started humanity and that, are making their way to the big screen in a Disney produced romantic comedy.

All About Adam follows Adam as he travels to New York City to retreve Eve after a fight. Soon, Adam finds out that Satan himself was behind the fight and, we can only imagine, hilarity ensues.

You know who's hilarious? Satan! And what is even better is when you put these biblical characters in modern day America. I'm sure the christian right isn't going to have a lick of trouble with that one. Not like it matters, Disney can do whatever they want--together with the Masons, they run the world.

Variety: 'http://www.variety.com/VR1117966184.html