OJ Simpson Readies Prank Series DVD

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Oh Dear God Help Us All Now...From Best Week Ever:

An amazing thing arrived in the Best Week Ever inbox yesterday: The press kit for the DVD release of O.J. Simpson: Juiced, the one hour “comedy” show where throat-slashy O.J. Simpson pranks unsuspecting Americans and very likely scares the ever-loving sh*t out of them. The show originally aired on pay-per-view back in 2006, but now you can own the hi-larity on DVD! What better way to liven up a Christmas morning than with a murderer prank show DVD? No better way.

Let’s analyze the press kid shall we? How about we kick things off with the poster for Get Juiced:

Tasteful, certainly. The headwrap says “I killed my ex-wife”, while the gold front teeth say “And her boyfriend.” And the slogan which reads “The Juice Is On The Loose… Again!” begs the question “When, exactly, was he on the loose to begin with? When he was killing those people?”

But the real fun on the poster is happening on the bottom… For on the bottom, it’s a veritable Tyler Perry’s House of Ill Repute featuring the one and only Juice.

Let’s take a closer look:




Well, it’s not a Coming to America Oscar-worthy job, but it certainly gets across that “I’m a murderer who’s gonna prank you!” message. I’m not even sure the homeless O.J. selling oranges is a character, or just a Thursday.

The press release refers to the DVD as a “must see spectacle”, which “puts O.J. back in the spotlight, delivering shock, amazement, and surreal excitement with every role he plays.” Examples of such spectacles, taken directly from the release, include:

* O.J. stars in “Pimp Juice” as a “gangsta” rapper holding ruthless auditions for his new hit song “Get Juiced” at a sex-crazed strip club.
* Getting “served” takes on a whole new meaning as both laughs and wrong orders are handed out as “McJuice” works the “drive-thru” window of a fast-food restaurant (no, you won’t want fries with that)! (Ed. Note: All emphasis theirs, sadly.)
* Reality gets even more twisted as O.J. is a real estate agent’s worst nightmare who sabotages an open house and in the mix we meet some very unusual and “eye-popping” neighbors. (Ed. Note: Read, “Stranglers.”)
* O.J. is secretly disguised as an elderly, foul-mouthed, Caucasian bingo caller at a senior center! (Ed. Note: Jesus Sweet Christ.)

But the highlight of the Press Kit HAS to be the O.J. Simpson: Juiced soundtrack, which features a wide variety of music:



I’m partial to the Country Remix, only for the ingenious spelling of “Git”, not to mention the fact that it’s the shortest of the three.

Anyway, if O.J. Simpson’s Juiced isn’t your bag, fear not: The company has something for everyone!! Yes… these are the actual titles. You can choose from:

* Ghetto Brawls: Queen of the Hood
* Terror Rising: Know Your Enemy
* Meet the Creeps
* Bareknuckle Beatdowns
* $hamele$$ (that one must be espensive)
* 15 Things Your Not Supposed to See

And, of course:
* Hooters

Order yours today?


Here Is Exclusive footage from the hour-long pay-per-view special, featuring O.J. pulling a Tyler Perry and donning various wigs and prosthetic pieces in order to conceal that he is, in fact, the murderer known as O.J. Simpson.

While his rap video featuring the saddest strippers on Earth might be the highlight of the special, we’re more partial to his impression of an elderly Jewish man calling Bingo numbers… if only because the hooked latex nose he’s wearing is directly based off of Iranian Holocaust-denier propaganda. And sadly, the nose is only slightly less offensive than how incredibly unfunny he is.

Now Homeless O.J. selling oranges? Hilarious. See for yourself.

BWE Sneak Preview: OJ Simpson in "Juiced" on Yahoo! Video

Sidenote: After Reading This, I Looked For Clips On Youtube, All I Found Was This Clip, And Guaranteed I Bet Anyone Who Sees It Will Be Confused On Whether Its A Joke From Jimmy Kimmel, Or If Its actually on The DVD
YouTube - Juiced--OJ Simpson's new show

[Corpz]

you cant b fuckin serious?!?!?!?
holy fuckin shit....

[Da 5th Dawg]

Im coppin this.

[doriang03]

LMAO I saw this a few years ago and I couldnt believe it...what would u do if OJ was at ur door with a knife..

[Robert Are]

This motherfucker has some bawls to even think of doing some shit like this.